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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:11 pm 
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Having a conversation on Skype and Tuxedo Mask fell asleep and then suddenly heavy breathing and squeaking. I'm so scared I just heard one of his roommates having a wank or something because who the hell comes in to make squeaks and breathe like a creeper for no reason?

Also, having a cold means I have a constantly runny nose. Two choices: Blow nose and get rid of mucus but make myself physically sick in the process, or sit and sniff forever and give myself a headache with it.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:16 am 
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Whelp, I'm not going to Religions of the World or Chemistry today. I just dry heaved in the the shower, I don't think I should be in class. Can't get out of going to Junior project though....

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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vomit stuck in nose

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:48 pm 
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Why did you vomit?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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my stomack has been rebelling against me all week, it might have to do with my period, anxiety or some unknown reason.

Either way it sucks to eat and I vomit and gag a lot.

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I haven't eat anything all day, but I'm afraid that I'll just throw it back up. I wish I had some crackers though...

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Oh no!
Drink water or tea instead. Won't actually fill you up but you won't feel hungry either.
Both of you.

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OK...I hate tea so water it is.

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I need to shave.

also hair around my nipples what?!

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I have hair around my bellybutton.

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I have hair EVERYWHERE

actully I have these weird annoying little hairs in random places that are sort of thicker and stronger then the rest of my body.

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I have one like that on my arm. I'll find every once and a while and it will be a good three inches long.

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I have one really strong hair just below my belly button. I used to shave it off when I was younger because it bugged me but eh, it's whatever now.

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I have hair EVERYWHERE

actully I have these weird annoying little hairs in random places that are sort of thicker and stronger then the rest of my body.

Learn how to move them, and you could be a super-strong hairy superhero.

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