AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Madican didn't apreciate that last time...

"Tell me what's the joke here. Your words or yourself?"

Everybody outta the godamn way; I gotta hat fulla bomb, fist fulla penis, and a head fulla empty.

"It would be a mistake to picture life as a straight line from birth to death. Life is more like an island we wander across, following trails or making our own. Picture an island, covered with trees, rivers, valleys, filled with other people. On all sides of this island, death is a quiet ocean with unpredictable tides. Everyone eventually finds the shore, and looks out at a sea that might very well be nothing at all, it is so silent. After the noise and bustle of the island, that quiet is unnerving. But it’s too late now. Those tides are strong, and they are swept away.

And the instant their head is pulled under the waves, they can hear whale song and the shuffle of crabs and lobster across the ocean’s floor. There is something here. Something they wouldn’t know how to explain, even if they could get back to shore. So, they don’t try. They let the tides pull them deeper and deeper, and nobody on the island knows. "

This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer. Pathetic!

he stuck his head out the window and shouted at the kids on the curb,
'it's called Punk, you plebs!'
before driving off in a squeal of burning tires.

In Thneedville~~
We manufacture our treeeesss~~
Each one is made~
In Factoriieeessss~~~~
And uses nintey-six batteries!

A suicidal lemur has my gun!

You are unworthy of these realms!!
You are unworthy of your title!!
YOU ARE UNWORTHY...of the loved ones who you have betrayed.

Arrogance may not be a uniquely American trait, but I must say you do it better than anyone.

Some call me a terrorist, I consider myself a teacher. Lesson one: Heroes...there is no such thing.

"Welcome home, John..."

"And besides... people like me better when I'm drunk. Who am I to take away what people love?"

What is an ocean, but a multitude of drops?

The horrible sad truth is

I'm a cashier too

'United we stand. Divided they fall.

That guy is wearing a suit of bacon!