I'm already more than halfway through...
Edit:
Oh God. That was excruciating...
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR TRYING TO MAKE THINGS EASIER FOR YOU EPONA. If you want, I can keep track of everything for a while...
INVENTORY
Items:
Potion x62
Pokeball x2
Nightshade Berries
Rare Candy (No, you never used it.)
Key Items:
Trainer's License
Gameboy
Empty Crack Cocaine Baggy
Pokegear (Hacked for managing your Pokemon from anywhere.)
Swiss Army Knife
Fold-Up Bike
Fame Checker
Bill's Pokegear
Apparel:
Trainer Starter (Shorts instead of Skirt)
Panties and Sports bra
School Girl Outfit
Pikachu Headband
Lass' Clothes with Bow
Shades
Kamina's Glasses
Red Cape
Misty's Swimming Suit
Catsuit and Whip
Nurse Joy's Clothes
Lady's Clothes (Hat was lost)
Monocle
Badges:
Boulder Badge
Rocket Badge (What? It's still technically a badge.)
Cascade Badge
Thunder Badge
Pokemon:
Currently here:
Avaran (Wartortle-Male)
Flam (Charmeleon-Male)
Eevee-Female
Pottish (Oddish-Female)
Badfish (Magikarp-Male)
Nicknape (Snorlax-Male)
Who knows where:
Burnie (Pikachu-Female)
Pika (Pikachu-Male)
Your Party:
Blackbelt Ryu
On a side note, Flam knows Cut, and Badfish Surf. Snorlax was caught with the Premier Ball.
And no, I'm not doing TMs/HMs. And you're a Rocket. You don't need to worry about cheddar.
Also, get more Pokeballs, you used too many.
Odds wrote:
Bacon wrote:
Wear the magikarp as a hat.

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Why isn't this in the fanart section?
Fooflyer wrote:
Actually, you 'oughta wear a pencil around your neck, y'know, as a pendant sort of thing.
The Idiotic Oracle wrote:
Slap one/two/all of Gary's cheerleaders, for getting all up in your territory. YOU SAW THE MAN FIRST.
AND YOU POKED OUT AN EYE TO MARK THE OCCASION.
I bet you kept the eye, too.
Pretend you kept the pencil you used to stab out Gary's eye. Turn it into a pendant. Wear it as your good luck charm.