AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted. Everybody now thinks you are a douche.

I wish I could find my Phantom Hourglass game.

Granted.

But it's broken.


I wish i could find a game too.. i can't find my copy of Pokemon Pearl. D:

Granted, you find a copy of it. It's not yours.

I wish my computer didn't lag while working on that meme. D:<

Granted. it lags on this forum instead.


I wish i had all the video games i've ever wanted. <3

Granted. They're all French.

I wish there wasn't a giant phallic cactus in my eyesight range.

Granted. Now it's a life-size Tingle action figure.


I wish for the power to control plants!

Granted but you only make them pollenate thus aggrovating peoples allergies to the point that they kill you.



I wish I wish I hadn't squished that fish!

Granted but then it gets squished by your foot.

I wish for time for CAPS LOCK TO STEER FOR ME!

Granted. You crash.

I wish that I wasn't sick during my summer break.

Granted, you aren't sick. But summer break is now only a day.

I wish I would procrastinate from studying less.

I wish I would procrastinate from studying less.[/quote]

Granted, but you procrastinate too much you fail school and you have to start all over again from grade 1.
I wish I was immortal.

Granted. But you had to go back in time to get the hole package of living forever.

and humanity dosent start for another billion years.

I wish for a snow cone.

Granted. They came from a rabid badger living under your sink.


I wish my neck pain would go away.

Granted. Your neck breaks.

I wish that Invader Zim was never taken off the air.

Granted. But Gir dies in the next episode.


I wish I was more talented.