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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:06 am 
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I THINK HE WAS DOING ONE OF THOSE MACHISMO THINGS OR SOMETHING

One of those whats?


also my dad doesn't like shirts. He's not exactly fit. Or younger than 50.
Also he has nothing against walking through the house in tighty-whiteys, and has no idea why people lock the bathroom door?



edit:
that moment when you fart and it smells so bad you have to leave the room

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:05 am 
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[quote="[Citation Needed]"
that moment when you fart and it smells so bad you have to leave the room[/quote]

I know that feel bro.

Also I gotta stop eating fries. From anywhere. That's where my stinky farts come from. Not baked potatoes, not chips, just fries

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Last edited by Explotaro on Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:35 am, edited 1 time in total.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:23 am 
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You're not supposed to eat fires but make food on them, geez.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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I edited the post, but I imagines me eating fire and blasting away to the store.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Oh fuck, that's nasty.
The Idiotic Oracle wrote:
I THINK HE WAS DOING ONE OF THOSE MACHISMO THINGS OR SOMETHING

One of those whats?

the same logic that makes guys teabag other guys in online games

its not gay its just macho dominance bullshit kinda thing

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:17 am 
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Turtle,
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I need to breqthe and not choke on my waffles Turtle

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IO, I am so very, very sorry.

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this is the period from hell

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I don't know if my toilet is bad at its job or if my poop is just getting more buoyant.

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Gotta have that fighting spirit.

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My anus feels so uncomfortable.
Like, I took a poo ealier and it hurt, I think my body isn't use to all this fiber just yet. But I wipe thoroughly, make sure I don't leave anything behind because ew.
But it's like, a few hours later, wakling and sweating, my anus is suddenyl extremely irritated.

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Grye, did you go to the doctor for your ball yet?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Well mom tried to schedule an apointment but he's busy.
Mom says she'll keep trying though.

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Let's talk about sex.
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