Bad Jokes

AngelicSongx · **Posted:** Fri Mar 20, 2015 10:18 am

comic sands

AquaBat · **Joined:** Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:26 pm **Posts:** 2373

WE'VE GONE TOO META

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Fri Mar 20, 2015 10:30 am

I would have missed the Comic Sans joke completely if not for the spoiler tag.

Liraxus · **Posted:** Fri Mar 20, 2015 12:52 pm

TurboPunz wrote:

That's Battle Network 3.
And yes, the humor program is absolutely required in every playthrough.

Oh, I thought it was an exclusive feature to 6, then again I've only played 4:Blue Moon and 6:Gregar.

AngelicSongx · **Posted:** Thu Apr 09, 2015 3:43 pm

Not really too bad of jokes, but I wanted to share them:

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.

Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke? They always take things bodaciously

I have kleptomania; but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

Bear jokes galore:
What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear

What do bears wear on their feet? Nothing, they're bare foot

Why aren't koalas actual bears? The don't meet the koalafications

What do you call bears with no ears? __B.__

Rinoko · **Posted:** Thu Apr 09, 2015 4:56 pm

AngelicSongx wrote:

I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.

OH MY GOD

Kira · **Posted:** Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:48 am

My sister didn't believe me when I said I could drive spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

Rinoko · **Posted:** Wed Apr 15, 2015 8:57 am

Marc: "So if boys who never grew up were made into breakfast, would they be Peter Pancakes?"

*Marc's sister walks out of the room*

AngelicSongx · **Posted:** Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:56 pm

It took me a second to get it, but then I couldn't stop giggling.

Airra · **Posted:** Mon May 04, 2015 4:03 am

When Jehova's Witnesses go to a car dealership, do they look at the convertables first?

Wiffle · **Posted:** Thu May 21, 2015 1:31 pm

A rope is outside a bar and sees a sign above the door: "No Ropes Allowed". Disappointed, he sits outside until a stranger comes by and he asks him "Hey friend, can you tie me in a knot and fray my ends for me?". The kind stranger complies and the rope walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says "Hey wait ain't you a rope? We done serve ropes!" The rope replies "Nope I'm a frayed knot." :awesomeface:

Toddv1997 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 09, 2015 10:09 am

How did Helen Keller burn the right side of her face?The phone rang while she was ironing.
How did she burn the other side?
Phone rang again.
How did Helen 's family punish her?
They rearranged the furniture.
These jokes where the first ones my Dad ever told me.

AquaBat · **Joined:** Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:26 pm **Posts:** 2373

But wasn't Hellen Keller deaf as well

SaintCrazy · **Posted:** Tue Jun 09, 2015 3:36 pm

Her phone was on vibrate, duh.

Curly Tale · **Posted:** Tue Jun 09, 2015 5:22 pm

But if she's deaf, why would she need a phone?

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