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Barabba
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Is this a joke or a math problem?

Hint: keep in mind that Snow White's an amazing person.

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I didn't know what that meant, and then I watched the video and wasn't sure what I was expecting.

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Aimed at those who've played Star Wars: Knights of the Republic.


Revan's species was actually an ant.

In other words, he was a Revan-ant.
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My little brother tells SO MANY of these corny jokes.

What do you call a pig that can do karate?
A pork chop.

What's a frog's favorite drink?
Croak a cola

How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.

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What's a poker-playing bovine? A bluffalo.

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There's this new show out called ''I have a clock fetish"
It's about fucking time!

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God dammit, that one actually got me.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman
None
That was low and I deeply apologize maybe

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That was the greatest thing about mega man battle network 6.

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That's Battle Network 3.
And yes, the humor program is absolutely required in every playthrough.

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