AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[10:20:12 PM] Katarina Good says: You're right next to Loaf and Marley.
[10:20:17 PM] Katarina Good says: You have to listen to them
[10:20:20 PM] Ka-Doom says: in bed
[10:20:20 PM] Katarina Good says: EEEVERRYYYYY NIIIIGHT

Loaf (In voice chat): HOLY CRAP THAT THING IS BIG.

[10:41:38 PM] Loafington: http://community.webshots.com/photo/ful ... 1775azRWJl
[10:41:41 PM] Loafington: MOVABLE
[10:41:45 PM] Loafington: DETAIL
[10:41:48 PM] 大麻酔い: PENIS

Josh says:
Today at Michaels, I saw a home-made rock candy kit.
I love how those look, but I'm not sure I'd like the taste...I don't think I've ever had rock candy.
Milky Salmon says:
Aren't they just like chunks of lollipop on a stick?
Josh says:
Looks that way.
Berry, Cherry, and Yellow. o3o
I...don't remember the third flavour. D8
Milky Salmon says:
.... Lemon, maybe?
Josh says:
I think that was it. 83
*snuggles* Kitty so smart!

大麻酔い cries
[12:43:40 AM] Loafington: Loafington licks marley's eye

[2:47 PM] Loafington: you're so much better at the boner sound effects then me

[4:38:49 PM] Loafington: my vagina is inside my anus

[4:25:40 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: That whole fake scenario made me d'awww out loud. Stop being non man like
[4:25:45 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: :3
[4:26:04 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: Then like
[4:26:11 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: They all attack my shirt
[4:26:20 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: And i'm like "ohgod help"
[4:26:28 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: I'm drowning in a sea of puppies
[4:26:33 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF THEM
[4:26:36 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: But I fight my way out
[4:26:40 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: and climb aboard a boat
[4:26:51 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: OMG
[4:26:51 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: You are out in the sea, trying to stay above water
[4:26:55 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: AND IT'S ALL YELPING
[4:26:59 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: on a raft
[4:27:00 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
[4:27:14 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: ARR, THE SEA BEE WOOFING AT US LIKE NE'ER BEFAR
[4:27:32 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: FARWARD' MISTER HECNHMEN
[4:27:54 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: I sail towards you, attempting to fend off giant cascading waves of puppies from pulling my shipmates overboard
[4:28:01 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: HY LOOK OVER YONDER YUNG MATEY
[4:28:06 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: THAR BE HER
[4:28:12 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: I reach you and dive in, your raft is taking on puppies
[4:28:33 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: I manage to grab a hold of you and swim back to the boat
[4:28:45 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: BUT THEN A GIANT PUPPY SWARM FORMS A WORKING HUMAN ARM
[4:29:01 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: It grabs me and starts pulling me back
[4:29:03 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: OH LAWD
[4:29:14 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: I grad you and try my hardest to not let go
[4:29:26 PM | Edited 4:29:37 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: But the puppy spit and slobber makes it harder to hold on
[4:29:39 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: I fight it back as best as I can, but knowing I cannot hold both, I push you away, towards the boat where you get hauled aboard
[4:30:10 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: You and the crew are speechless as I, alone, am dragged mercilessly and adorably, towards the giant woofing puppy slobber hand ting
[4:30:33 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: I know what i must do
[4:30:47 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: Just before I am dragged under I yell, "I REGRET NOTHING" and I yell something sappy and romantic at you
[4:30:55 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: I can barley hold my own staying above puppy
[4:31:17 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: I jump in after you. Fearing for my life, i swim past the merciless bites of the adorable nips the puppies make to swin after you
[4:31:41 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: I see you coming towards me, and I attempt to get you back to the ship, but I see the determination in your eyes.
[4:32:03 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: i finally catch a glimpse of you and shake the giant hand's nasty grip off of you
[4:32:29 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: I then grow huge muscles that help me defend us both from the fearsome puppy hand that was oh so fucking adorable
[4:33:00 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: The puppy's woof and yelp as the muscular sovereign pulls me out, and we both fight and swim our way back to the boat
[4:33:19 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: "Forward, Mister Henchmen! Get us out of this slobbering adorable-hole!"
[4:33:27 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: As i bring us both on board, my huge muscles begin to recede in might.
[4:33:43 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: I once again become a normal Anorexic
[4:34:27 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: "How could you, Bunyip! I could have lost you! You should have left me to be puppy-tized..." I say in a dramatic, yet caring tone. Wind whipping my long majestic hair around"
[4:35:28 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: My hair glistened in the rising sun from the far West. I move my hair from my face as I casually said "You owed me a dolla. Also cos of <3"
[4:36:36 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: "Oh right, here you go" I say, pulling a dollar out of my mostly puppy torn pants. "also, I love ya too" I say, my eyebrow raised in a pseudo-swashbuckling style. "The machine was out of soda anyway."
[4:37:39 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: "Drats" I said with a disappointing tone to my soft voice. "I was gonna get Grape Soda for us to share".
[4:38:16 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: "Don't worry, I stopped at the store and got us some. Y'know, before the puppies attacked"
[4:41:32 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: "Convenient." The sweeping waves of the puppies quietly hit against our boat, as We enjoyed our bottle of grape soda and the bounty of our risky adventure. A Rambo Box Set.
[4:41:58 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: "Best treasure ever? I THINK I'M SITTING WITH HER"
[4:42:09 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: they all had a good laugh and enjoyed the movies
[4:42:18 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: THE END
[4:42:22 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: We should publish this
[4:42:25 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: OR IS IT
[4:42:31 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: Afte everyone has gone to bed
[4:42:41 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: The camera pans down the the cargo hold.
[4:42:52 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: Inside is a small, white fluffy object in a corner
[4:43:11 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: The camera goes close on its face
[4:43:18 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: Then realizes its just a sweater
[4:43:24 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: OKAY REAL ENDING
[4:43:29 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: HHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[4:43:42 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: You're wittier than me. huur

[9:43:20 PM] Loafington: I actually did the kinky mc snoot puffer and shnoigen

[9:56:38 PM] Defenestrator2.0: Holy fuck what the shit was that.
[9:56:52 PM] Defenestrator2.0: I just heard a scream outside my window.
[9:57:04 PM] Loafington: rape?
[9:57:07 PM] Angie Dickinson: I love that music...WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
[9:57:19 PM] Defenestrator2.0: Actually, that's kind of what it sounded like.
[9:57:20 PM] Yeili: Muzy72 throws Bryan at Shannon
[6:56:14 PM] Yeili: Clay pigeon shooting? Fun.
[6:56:23 PM] Yeili: Yeili fires at Bryan.
[6:56:28 PM] Yeili: Oh wait, that's a person.
[6:56:34 PM] Yeili: Sucks to be them. :awesome:
[9:57:22 PM] Defenestrator2.0: Loaf.
[9:57:27 PM] Darkly: what
[9:57:30 PM] Odyssey: Have you ever heard a woman screaming "NO!" inside your head while it sounds like she's being beaten? And, no, it didn't happen outside my house. It was all in my head.
[9:57:34 PM] Odyssey: It kept me up at night.
[9:57:38 PM] Odyssey: For two days.
[9:57:41 PM] Angie Dickinson: it just went really fast
[9:57:45 PM] Angie Dickinson: whaaaaat
[9:57:56 PM] Defenestrator2.0: I'll be right back, I'm going to go see what it was.
[9:58:00 PM] Odyssey: I don't know. I know my aunt Debi is schizo.
[9:58:06 PM] Odyssey: Maybe I've got the gene or somethin'.
[9:58:12 PM] Defenestrator2.0: Gonna see if my parents heard it.
[9:58:19 PM] Darkly: What the hell 0:47
[9:58:19 PM] Loafington: okay
[9:58:23 PM] Loafington: be safe, def
[9:58:36 PM] Darkly: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE SOMETHING BEGINNING WITH GAY CLOWN
[9:59:01 PM] Odyssey: It's the Firebreather sprite from G/S/C re-vamped.
[9:59:03 PM] Odyssey: <___<
[9:59:19 PM] Loafington: hate the fire breathers
[9:59:53 PM] Angie Dickinson: That's kinda scary, def
[10:00:02 PM] Yeili: DARKLY
[10:00:04 PM] Yeili: WATCH THIS
[10:00:07 PM] Darkly: wut
[10:00:48 PM] Yeili: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2APkyNJbn0
[10:01:00 PM] Yeili: Also, pause when he says 'Metal Staryu'.
[10:01:03 PM] Ka-Doom: FFF warlock soloing is hard.
[10:01:03 PM] Darkly: Fffffffffffffffff
[10:01:08 PM] Darkly: Naruto
[10:01:11 PM] Darkly: Believe it.
[10:01:22 PM] Defenestrator2.0: Doh god dammit.
[10:01:27 PM] Yeili: It's little Kuriboh, don't worry.
[10:01:28 PM] Defenestrator2.0: It's a buncha upstanding members of society.
[10:01:32 PM] Darkly: WE ALL HAVE IRRATIONAL HATRED FOR YOU
[10:01:36 PM] Yeili: ...Lawl.
[10:01:43 PM] Defenestrator2.0: It's foxes fucking.
[10:02:05 PM] Darkly: Don't worry, Def, you're cool with us upstanding members of society.
[10:02:08 PM] Darkly: If that means anything.
[10:02:09 PM] Darkly: ._.
[10:02:26 PM] Defenestrator2.0: I wish I was joking.
[10:02:27 PM] Angie Dickinson: DON'T BE A PRICK
[10:02:30 PM] Angie Dickinson: DRAW ME A BRICK
[10:02:30 PM] Defenestrator2.0: THERE ARE FOXES.
[10:02:35 PM] Defenestrator2.0: FUCKING.
[10:02:36 PM] Loafington: ho ho ho
[10:02:38 PM] Defenestrator2.0: IN MY YARD.
[10:02:46 PM] Angie Dickinson: ewwww
[10:02:52 PM] Darkly: Seriously?
[10:03:03 PM] Defenestrator2.0: I didn't see it, but my parents told me that it was foxes mating.
[10:03:16 PM] Loafington: ha ha ha
[10:03:18 PM] Defenestrator2.0: They were told about that when we moved here.
[10:03:24 PM] Loafington: ha ha ha
[10:03:31 PM] Odyssey: ...
[10:03:32 PM] Odyssey: I.
[10:03:33 PM] Odyssey: LOL'D.
[10:03:34 PM] Odyssey: SO HARD.
[10:03:39 PM] Loafington: seriously I'm laughing my booty off right now
[10:03:42 PM] Darkly: pics pl0x
[10:03:42 PM] Darkly: waht

[8:41:53 PM] A Scanner: Here's the Trensexual >:'U
[8:42:47 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: I can't be ...
[8:42:48 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Wait
[8:42:52 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Yes I can.
[8:42:58 PM] A Scanner: wut
[8:43:06 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: You called me a Trensexual..
[8:43:08 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: I was about to say
[8:43:15 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: I can't be attracted to myself
[8:43:16 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: But then
[8:43:19 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: I totally can.
[8:43:25 PM] A Scanner: ;D
[8:43:42 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: I love myself so the rest of you don't have to.
[8:43:44 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: But you may~.
[8:43:52 PM] A Scanner: .__
[8:43:59 PM] Loafington: yo tren
[8:43:59 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: And I shall love you in return, with all my heart!
[8:44:01 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Yes?
[8:44:10 PM] A Scanner: ;D
[8:44:20 PM] Unbalanced: Wait
[8:44:30 PM] Unbalanced: So does that mean you can look at yourself in the mirror
[8:44:32 PM] Unbalanced: And find it sexy?
[8:44:42 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: What's a mirror?
[8:44:49 PM] Unbalanced: ...
[8:44:51 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Oh
[8:44:54 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Do you mean
[8:44:57 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: My best friend?
[8:44:58 PM] A Scanner: Your face is a mirror.
[8:45:30 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: If my face was a mirror, I think more people would hate me.
[8:45:40 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Lots of people are self conscious. ;-;
[8:45:45 PM] A Scanner: :C
[8:45:54 PM] Unbalanced: ...
[8:46:00 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Or they just don't like mirrors
[8:46:04 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Plus it'd be creepy.
[8:46:07 PM] Unbalanced: Wow, that's deep and sad, and also kind of funny
[8:46:07 PM] A Scanner: MY SOOOOOOOOOOUUUL
[8:46:21 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Kind of like myself.
[8:46:26 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Maybe... I am a mirror.
[8:46:36 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: +revolation+

[2/04/2009 11:54:19 PM] Loafington: are you sitting down on your futon? or are you lying down?
[2/04/2009 11:54:37 PM] 大麻酔い: sitting
[2/04/2009 11:54:45 PM] 大麻酔い: I always leave it in couch mode anyhow
[2/04/2009 11:55:04 PM] Loafington: even when you sleep?
[2/04/2009 11:55:09 PM] 大麻酔い: it's too much hassle to make it TRANSFORM: BED
[2/04/2009 11:55:24 PM] 大麻酔い: yeah, it's actually more comfy to lay up against it
[2/04/2009 11:55:25 PM] Loafington: TRANSFORM AND FOLD OUT

[2/04/2009 11:59:50 PM] 大麻酔い: which I was going to put on the IM Quote thread if firefox would stop being a stupidstupid
[12:00:07 AM] Loafington: Loafington has safari open
[12:00:09 AM] Loafington: : D
[12:00:18 AM] Loafington: mozilla has been even more stupid for me as of the coming weeks
[12:00:27 AM] 大麻酔い: Safari can facebattle my butt
[12:00:27 AM] Loafington: so, when it starts to be stupid, I open up safari
[12:00:30 AM] Loafington: it works
[12:00:32 AM] Loafington: I can view things
[12:00:35 AM] 大麻酔い: Safari can facebattle my butt
[12:00:39 AM] Loafington: can I?
[12:00:46 AM] 大麻酔い: Loaf can facebattle my butt
[12:00:56 AM] Loafington: do you have a preffered cheek?

[12:54:22 AM] 大麻酔い: IT SHOOTS LASERS WHEN YOU ORGASM
[12:54:24 AM] 大麻酔い: PEW PEW

[1:57:58 AM] Sceb: Sure, I'll discuss penises.
[1:58:13 AM] Loafington: I like the kind that have a shell
[1:59:00 AM] 大麻酔い: mine got it's hat cut off ;-;
[1:59:04 AM] 大麻酔い: now it's cold
[1:59:11 AM] Loafington: you're circumsized?
[1:59:18 AM] 大麻酔い: and damned ashamed of it
[1:59:24 AM] Loafington: I'm circumsized
[1:59:29 AM] Loafington: happened last week
[2:00:21 AM] Sceb: I'm not...I think, what's a circumcision? That's when you cover your penis in honey so people will be attracted to it, right?
[2:00:32 AM] 大麻酔い: ._.
[2:00:34 AM] Loafington: no that's just regular gay sex
[2:00:43 AM] 大麻酔い: please tell me Sceb is joking
[2:00:50 AM] Sceb: Regular gay sex? Isn't that an oxymoron?
[2:00:50 AM] Loafington: sceb
[2:00:57 AM] Loafington: no it isn't sceb
[2:00:57 AM] 大麻酔い: YOU DO KNOW WHAT A CIRCUMCISION IS RIGHT
[2:01:06 AM] Loafington: sceb have you ever eaten a candy bar?
[2:01:14 AM] Loafington: and when you're eating it you're like
[2:01:15 AM] Sceb: I'm joking, I know what a circumcision is.
[2:01:19 AM] 大麻酔い: it's when they take that little thing that goes around your little man
[2:01:22 AM] 大麻酔い: and cut it off
[2:01:26 AM] Loafington: "oh this would taste better without the wrapper"
[2:01:35 AM] Loafington: that's what circumsision is
[2:01:39 AM] Loafington: it's removing the wrapper
[2:01:40 AM] Loafington: permanetly
[2:01:46 AM] Sceb: I'm not curcumcised.
[2:02:06 AM] 大麻酔い: BUT PUTTING THE WRAPPER ON AND OFF IS THE BEST WAY TO GET THE CANDY TO RELEASE ITS CREAM!
[2:02:08 AM] Sceb: But when I see porn, ussualy I see the foreskin pulled back anyway...
[2:02:22 AM] Loafington: that's because a penis is a turtle
[2:02:36 AM] Loafington: only when it's excited and pop flyin' does it come out of it's shell
[2:02:44 AM] 大麻酔い: I like vanilla ice cream with my turtle
[2:02:47 AM] Loafington: other wise it's scared and cold, and will stay tucked inside
[2:02:59 AM] Sceb: Birds ussualy carry it in its mouth and drop it at large heights?
[2:03:11 AM] Loafington: that's what women do
[2:03:30 AM] 大麻酔い: or NAG NAG NAG FAGS
[2:03:35 AM] 大麻酔い: 大麻酔い stares at Loaf
[2:03:48 AM] Loafington: Loafington COLD PEIRCING STARE

[7:31:15 PM] Loafington: open up that sexy potato mind of yours up to me

[9:28:17 PM] Xestev: Left 4 Dead.
[9:28:18 PM] Angie Dickinson: that's what mega 64 is

[9:30:52 PM] Yeili: There's a head...
[9:30:54 PM] Angie Dickinson: really? I've never heard of it

creepybaldguy23 (9:49:14 PM): heh
MeatloafDarkness (9:49:26 PM): wasn't trying to be funny
MeatloafDarkness (9:49:28 PM): it's the truth
creepybaldguy23 (9:49:32 PM): I know
creepybaldguy23 (9:49:42 PM): but sometimes the truth can be funny
MeatloafDarkness (9:49:52 PM): like explosive diarreha
MeatloafDarkness (9:49:58 PM): not always funny
MeatloafDarkness (9:49:59 PM): but can be
creepybaldguy23 (9:50:00 PM): exactly

[12:03:33 AM] Loafington: in fact the magic fairy dust the gundams push out of their back penises is a reference from the original special "deus ex machina" particle called the minovsky particle that explained everything. "How are they shooting lasers?" "Minovsky particles" "How are they flying a giant space ship on land?" "Minovsky particles" "How" "Minovsky particles"