And then Kamak types up a post in a tab and doesn't submit it, wondering "why has no one said anything in the DC thread?"
Then realizes he didn't post it.
Then accidentally the tab.
I need a drink tonight.You gather at the plaza for breakfast, but oddly, Nook isn't there.
After what seems like hours, and with villagers getting increasingly bored, he appears, jumping out of the tree in the plaza and landing on the picnic table.
"Bienvenue, le bastards."
Silence fills the air.
"... I decide to be cultured in Froglatin and this is what I get..." he says through a tight smile.

"I see you bastards are still on edge after yesterday's MURDER, but everything is fine now! I'm sure no one will ever murder again. We're all practically family~"

"And you know, families usually give eachother presents as the curl up by a fire, yes? Well, I'm about to give you both."
He pulls out a remote and hits a button.
[b]*BOOM*[/b]
As you look behind you at the village, two houses catch on fire. They were the former houses of Bud and Diana.
"Doesn't that just feel
toasty?"

"As for your presents, a lot of new things are available in the village."

"First of all, your houses now all have a second floor. Magic! You'll also find a closet in there to store things."

"Secondly, we have a new fountain and a flowerbed in town to remember our fallen villagers by."

"And lastly, a few new shops have opened up on Main Street. The Museum is finally open and is already filled with specimens captured by our Mayor, My nephews' shop has upgraded, and we even have a HHA consultant in Lyle to check in on your houses."

"Oh, and I guess the train station is open too. Though the only useful thing in there for you bastards is that the locker in there connects to your closets if you use your ID cards."

"I hope you enjoy the new ammenities we've provided you, and please, feel free to tour~"