AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Racisty bad taste?
Why can't two Asians have a Caucasian baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white!

What's brown and sticky?
a stick

A string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve strings," so the string leaves.
The next day the same string walks into the same bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve strings," so the string leaves again.
The next day the same string walks into the same bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve strings," so the string leaves feeling really bummed. Then he ties himself in a knot and frays the ends. He walks back into the bar and the bartender asks "Aren't you the same string that was here a minute ago?" The string replies "I'm a frayed knot."

A man walks into a bar
He says ouch

A man walks into a bar
He is destroying his family with his alcoholism

A termite walks into a bar
He asks "Is the bar tender here"

A horse walks into a bar
The bartender asks "why the long face"
The horse replies "my wife just died of a heart attack"

is it just me or are there any other anagrams of em

Einstein finally made a theory about space.
It was about time.

No joke can top the one you just told. This thread no longer has any purpose.

Long and NSFW

http://imgur.com/a/wmYDP

Where do meatballs go to get massaged
the spa-ghetti

Snow White makes a meal for seven dwarves. She serves them dinner, and when they finish, they request another meal. What will Snow White make them, and how long will it take her to make it?

Is this a joke or a math problem?

The more there is of me, the less you can see. What am I?

Darkness. Do I win?