AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Goddamn I wish I had a scanner now...
YOU PEOPLE INSPIRE ME TO DRAW!!
BUT I CAN'T SHARE IT ALBDLBHSBKHBADVHDKJAB DK!!


There is a point to this post.


Squigzog left the castle rather quickly, unaware of what the others were up to. He was headed somewhere not to far in the wilderness, a spot that was of great value to him. He passed a gnarled old oak and stopped suddenly. This was the place. A scorched tower was all that remained of a once glorious stronghold. The tower itself though was extraordinary in itself. It appeared to have been crafted out of a single, twisted stone. An obvious construct of magic. He entered the tower keeping a cautious eye out. Even though he had slain its master long ago, the tower still had many surprises for him. But he always left it with what he needed to know.

He took a turn and realized that once again the structure had decided to change it's layout. He should have found the staircase to the upper chambers in this room. Instead it was a dead end. Eventually he found the stairs and headed up. Up to the highest room. He eventually reached the "door". It was a slab of stone with an eye in its center. underneath the eye was a round hole. He reached under his armor and pulled out a medallion. It was nothing more than a small, featureless copper disk. He placed it into the slot under the eye. The eye blinked and the door faded.

He then placed his palm out and the disk landed in his hands. It had taken him some time to remeber where to hold out his hand.

"WHO G-Oh it's you again. Bad enough you keep me imprisoned here, but do you really have to visit."

The voice had come from another skeleton on a chair that seemed an infinite distance away, yet was close enough to touch.

"An eye for an eye. You imprisoned me in my body, so I merely returned the favor." Squigzog spat. The skeleton he spoke to did not move like he did. It didn't move at all. It couldn't. At one point it had been a powerful sorceror. But now it was a prisoner. the skeleton sat in a macabre pose, with a sword impaled through the ribcage. The sword was all that kept him bound there, for he couldn't be killed. If the blade were removed he would be free to cause terror again.

"What do you want?" it said, from a jaw never moving.

"I need your cape that protects from magic. You know, in case it rains. I also need," Squigzog began rummaging throuh the various book-cases that were there, but were not there a second ago."this." he finished, holding a relativly un touched tome.

"Why would you need binding spells? What are you planning fool?" the corpse questioned. Squigzog's reply came in the form of an uplifted middle digit and him swiftly turning around and leaving.

(LONG POST IS LONG. No the other dead guy is not important to the story at all.)

Heh Sloth. I'd love it if you came in at the last moment after the whole adventure is over on some sort of trustry steed and be like, "I'm here to save the day!!!! Oh crud, did I miss something?"

Oh God I'm going to do that.

I'll help, if you want. =P

I feel the urge to write.

It's been a while.

Ask for a plot to conform to your drawing style or your ideas, and I will such perform.

i swear to god if you dont write something about warhammer 40k i will smite you

Err, I can?

I've done fanfic already for it...

I don't think 40k fits here.

This. Sorry Crush Bandicoot and Hitman.

Use fantasy battles.

Just say it's steampunk and it'll roll. Er, if that's okay with Tatzel I'm am late to the party oops.

No it wouldn't.

Maybe for Orks but everything else...

Steampunk ok, but Warhammer 40k is always so... how shall I put it. I don't really know if an angry soldier with godmoddish armor and weapons for this style fits here. If you tune it down to somewhat normal stuff it's not 40k anymore. But you could make a link with Avions story, you know, burning and killing monsters/heretics.

you obviously have never seen the imperial guard

Hmm well, normally when I see/hear Warhammer 40k I automatically think of the marines.
But Imperial Guard... it would make for an interesting idea that the castle guards would be armed with steampunk weapons, but this decision would go to Torizo again, since it's her castle.