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Where did the little Suzy go after the bomb exploded ?

All over the place !

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I'd tell you a UDP joke, you but get might not it.

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Kergan
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Be warned, it's very bad taste :
What's worse than a baby in a trash can ?
A baby in two trash cans !

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Kergan wrote:
Be warned, it's very bad taste :
What's worse than a baby in a trash can ?
A baby in two trash cans !


I have worse taste than you (dead baby joke again, be warned)
What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.

I know hundreds of em.

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TerraChimaera
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More bad taste~
What's the difference between sand and a pile of dead babies?
/r/spacedicks doesn't upvote sand

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Numberplay
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If a tree in a forest fall on a baby and no one is around to see it, is it still hilarious?

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