AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So a priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.

Bartender goes, " What is this? A joke?"

A man and his wife have a baby, but the boy is born with only a head. Miraculously, the boy is still alive and is otherwise perfectly healthy, so the couple decides to raise him like a normal boy. On the boy's 21st birthday, his father takes him to a bar. After his first drink, the boy grows a neck! The father excitedly orders more and more drinks for his son, and soon enough, the boy grows a torso, arms, and legs! After that, the boy is so drunk that he stumbles out into the street and is hit by a truck. An uncomfortable silence falls across the bar, but then the bartender says, "You know, he really should have quit while he was ahead."

Thank you and good night.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have any guts!

What a witch's favorite thing to do in school?
Spelling!

Also, Marc, that was awesome.

DANG

I knew I picked the wrong joke for this thread I JUST KNEW IT

What's a vampire's favorite kind of dog?
A blood hound!

A man walks into a butcher's shop and wants to make a bet that the butcher can't reach the meat on the top shelf. The butcher refused the bet. Why?

The steaks were too high.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, you're pretty popular around here. We even have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks at him and says, "You have a drink named Steve?"

Two monkeys sit in the bath, one of them says "oooh oooh eeeh aaah!" - "Well put some more cold water in then" replies the other.

why did the bird living in a timepiece start a revolution

it was a coup-coup clock

Superman is pretty fly for a white guy.

I've got the punchline to a terrible joke written. So there's the easy part.

A-fish-in-sea.

Now I need a setup involving an overly complicated process made simple involving a boat or aquarium.

Why did the fisherman go out of business?

He lacked a-fish-in-sea.

Why doesn't the seal go out on Friday night?

It doesn't like clubbing.