AWKWARD ZOMBIE

picked up an extra shift today at work so instead of going home at 5 i worked 1-10p today

i forgot i open tomorrow

my only saving grace is that's the day where all i do is organize and queue stickers so i spend half of the day sitting on the floor so i won't DIE because my feet still hurt

Sounds like me I'm sure they aren't trying to annoy you!

When I did Kendo we were supposed to yell at every hit. It wouldn't count if we didn't yell because it shows that the hit has killing intent or something.

My parents woke me up at 5:30 this morning. My dogs went in to the vet today, one of them is getting spayed, and she couldn't eat anything, so they needed me to watch her while they went out jogging. OK, that's fine.

Before they left, I took the dogs outside, sat down on the ground, and one of them got excited and jumped up on me, scratching my face on accident. I said "Ow" and Mom came out and shushed me because "the neighbors are sleeping, you'll wake them up". Oh, right, sorry, next time I'm in pain I'll fucking keep it to myself, you prick.

This is more of a Taboo Topics related post, but seeing as it's locked indefinitely..

One of my good friends keeps post pictures on his Facebook of the Confederate Flag. They're usually shared from some page that says "YEAH, LET'S FLOOD FACEBOOK WITH THIS!!" but I just found it annoying, and somewhat amusing that they think that doing that would be worthwhile. Especially since they won't really be flooding the site itself, so much as flood the newsfeeds of the few people that do choose to keep them as friends.

It seems like the main point they have in sharing those photos is because they don't believe it represents slavery, and because it's an important part of history that shouldn't be forgotten. I don't know what to think about any of this, considering they have the right to free speech and whatever, but just seeing all these posts makes me feel like they're obnoxious and like he's trying to "stick it to the man" or go against society as he so frequently tries to do. I just don't understand.

I keep coming on the forums and start coming up with something to post before deciding against it out of fear. Wish my fear would stop getting in my way.

A game I play measures progress in stories and such in numbers. When one ends or hits a certain point it usually goes to a multiple of 5 or 10. Which bothers me because I think I've skipped a part of it, but I think the developers just like round numbers because a look on the wiki shows nothing I skipped in it.

This one family is too good at everything.

They have two daughters. Together they have beaten me at almost everything I do.

I wish I could look people in the eye without getting uncomfortable. I'm pretty sure the clerk at the gas station I just went to thinks I was staring at her chest.

Songs that end suddenly.

On the same note, songs that start suddenly. Looking at you, It's My Life. Just sitting there, casually listening to a shuffled playlist whenot it goes quiet for a few aexonds. Just long enough for you to mess with your volume to "fix" it and then
"BWOH WOH"

I'm kind of annoyed about where the name goes on our aprons at work, because then when I try to learn the name of one of the female associates, it appears that I'm staring at her tits. Most of the women who work here have tits I don't want to look at.

Squint to make it clear you're trying to read something.

"I can't even"
Read: "I think it's so quirky when I leave out words in a sentence to respond to something I can't form a proper response to"

Two whole months before the new semester and most classes are already full. This is so dumb.
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