AWKWARD ZOMBIE

This is in the audio chat. Basically, Yeili keeps on making beeping noises with Skype, and it's really bugging Josh (Star's boyfriend).

[4:08:43 PM] Yeili: NEMESISxPYRAMIDHEAD?!
[4:08:57 PM] Josh: Imagine the children.
[4:09:03 PM] Angie Dickinson: OH GOD
[4:09:05 PM] Angie Dickinson: That's scary

[10:56:28 PM] Sceb says: Well, cum would pass through the air.
[10:56:36 PM] A Scanner says: it hurts

Milky Salmon says:
At the store today, one [a spider] suddenly appeared on my arm out of nowhere
so I flailed and ended up yanking the cord out of my mp3 and whipping it at a small child.
I laughed on the inside.
La Trennicus says:
Hahaha!!

[11:15:12 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl says: I am dominant.
[11:15:18 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl says: I will tie you up
[11:15:25 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl says: And make you wear panties
[11:15:26 PM] Sceb says: Yes please, master.

[11:59:31 PM] Xestev says: We have a fucking HIVEMIND.
[11:59:37 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl says: I
[11:59:38 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl says: Am...
[11:59:39 PM] A Scanner says: Not me >:C
[11:59:40 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl says: a bicycle.
[11:59:41 PM] Lightly says: Yes and most of the hive is drunk.
[11:59:41 PM] Loafington rubs his butt

[12:01:52 AM] Lightly says: Nutcracker
[12:01:55 AM] Unbalanced says: STOP TALKING ABOUT GIRL STUFF

[1:18:23 AM] Loafington: you know when I was your age def I was out beating up goats and selling dirt
[1:18:24 AM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Mostly me.
[1:18:24 AM] Loafington: think about that

[1:18:50 AM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Boooo.
[1:18:53 AM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: xDDDDD
[1:18:59 AM] Xestev: NO WONDER HE SOLD YOU.
[1:19:02 AM] Xestev: LOOK AT ALL THE MOUTHS YOU HAVE.
[1:19:06 AM] Xestev: MULTIPLE CLIENTELLE!
[1:19:08 AM] Loafington: those aren't mouths
[1:19:10 AM] Loafington: those are chins
[1:19:13 AM] Xestev: Oh, shit.

Also it was a reference to a 90's tv show.

Dragobunny: (( how do smaller pokemon who are used in contests get their ribbons put on if they have alot... XD i mean in ruby and sappire it said you put the ribbon on 'insert name here' but what if that pokemon was like a Torchic with a BUNCH of ribbons... XD you couldn't see the pokemon cause of all of them -shot- ))
FMAWolf: ((FFFTT))
Dragobunny: (( yeah... you can tell it's late my mind is all Weeee ))
FMAWolf: ((Lawls You can tell its late cos)
FMAWolf: ((You said weeeee))
FMAWolf: ((And my brain filled in geeeeee))

[11:48:16 AM] Loafington: I got a puppy for christmas
[11:48:19 AM] Loafington: when I was 11
[11:48:25 AM] Loafington: it was the greatest time of my life
[11:48:26 AM] Pleather: lucky bastard
[11:48:29 AM] Loafington: afterwards
[11:48:33 AM] Loafington: I was trying to think of names for it
[11:48:38 AM] AmeNoAkai: Anyway, heads to be popped and ribcages to be sawed open. Bye nao.
[11:48:43 AM] Loafington: I was tied between optimus and thunder
[11:48:53 AM] Loafington: my father, he told me to bring myself and my puppy to the garage
[11:49:02 AM] Loafington: when I went in there, he had his tools all laid out infront of him
[11:49:07 AM] Loafington: he grabbed my puppy
[11:49:08 AM] AmeNoAkai: No way.
[11:49:10 AM] Loafington: and looked me in the eyes
[11:49:14 AM] Loafington: and started to saw off it's head
[11:49:20 AM] Loafington: I cried and cried, and tried to stop him
[11:49:23 AM] Loafington: but I was only 11
[11:49:29 AM] Loafington: and he was much older than me
[11:49:38 AM] Loafington: he told me that I must learn that nothing in this life comes free
[11:49:50 AM] AmeNoAkai: So you shanked him?
[11:49:52 AM] Loafington: after what seemed like an eternity he finally stopped
[11:49:54 AM] Pleather: because killing a puppy makes sense.
[11:49:58 AM] Loafington: and my puppy was dead
[11:50:03 AM] Loafington: I don't speak to my father much these days

[2:42:13 PM] Loafington: am I actually fighting for your love over a puppy who doesn't even know it has balls yet?

Name it Thor.

Now.

Unbalanced:3:59 PM
For some reason, I only hated Username when I found out everybody else hated him.
Brainwashers
Angie Dickinson:DUDE, DON'T FOLLOW THE CROWD
Unbalanced:3:59 PM
BUT THE CROWD IS COOL
THEY'RE JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE TOMORROW
I WANNA GO
Katarina Good
Oh no.
Angie Dickinson
IF THE CROWD WAS JUMPING INTO A LAKE FILLED WITH TENTASPIES, WOULD YOU STILL FOLLOW THEM
Katarina Good
PLEASE DO.
Unbalanced
YES
Angie Dickinson
THE AWNSER DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH YOU TOLERATE PAIN

Angie Dickinson set topic to " This chat is now about Tentaspies. "

Katarina Good
Oh shit.

Unbalanced set topic to " WHAT TENTASPIES THERE WERE NEVER ANY TENTASPIES HERE "

Unbalanced
MOVE ALONG
Angie Dickinson
BUT THERE'S ONE RIGHT THERE IN THE RIVER...
CAN I SHOOT IT WITH MY SCOUT PISTOL
PLEEEEAZE

[8:56:22 PM] AmeNoAkai: Grabbed me from behind and gave me a double
[8:56:22 PM] Yeili: in bed.

Picasso says:
*Love is all fun and games until Lenny Creston comes out of nowhere at whiplashes at you like Kenshiro the dominatrix.
UNITINU says:
*For some bizzare reason I read that as Lenny Creston throwing airplanes out of nowhere like Kenshiro.
Beedit Keith says:
*O:
UNITINU says:
*I call it an improvement.
Picasso says:
*:-O