AND SO THE JUDGING BEGINS!
You have read. You have drawn. You have entered. You have waited.
And now the wait is over.
Now, I shall judge these entries. And
everybody will be a winner! A winner of some category that I make up, anyway. It may or may not be a good thing. Who knows.
Only one, however, will be the grand winner of the elusive
GOLDEN BUBBA, the hastily MSpaint-made prize that
is worth more than earth itself! They say that whoever possesses it will have
no homosexual sons, which is... pretty weird. I'm not even sure how that works. Or if it even
does work. It's one of those things that's pretty hard to test, and I'm pretty sure that no one actually wants to.
Now where was I? Oh yes. Only one of these entries is worthy of the Golden Bubba, and I have already selected it.
BUT FIRST:
THE RUNNER UPS!
BEST ENTRY REFERENCING SOME OLD ANIME MY DAD USED TO WATCH
By Banana
BEST ENTRY FEATURING SOMEONE BEING ABNORMALLY pop flyin' ABOUT COMMITTING SUICIDE
By Anime-Freak-Trish
BEST ENTRY FEATURING A SERIOUSLY CLASSY MUSTACHE
By Chloemew
BEST ENTRY THAT SOMEHOW MANAGES TO LOOK WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL COMIC
By Deiphobus
BEST ENTRY WITH A PANEL ARRANGEMENT THAT LOOKS KIND OF LIKE A LIGHTHOUSE IF YOU FLIP IT UPSIDE-DOWN
By Dorbelle
BEST ENTRY THAT JUST PLAIN BAFFLES ME
By Lolita
BEST ENTRY WITH BRIAN GETTING REALLY REALLY rustled OFF IN THE LAST PANEL
By Nalani
BEST ENTRY REFERENCING A MARVEL SUPERHERO
By Tatzel
BEST ENTRY THAT ISN'T TRYING TO BE FUNNY AT ALL
By The Willow Witch
BEST ENTRY FEATURING A LUDICROUS AMOUNT OF VIOLENCE
Also By The Willow Witch
BEST ENTRY WITH BRIAN'S HEIGHT CHANGING ERRATICALLY IN A PERFECT EMULATION OF THE ACTUAL COMIC
By Zang
And now...
The moment you've all been waiting for...
The winners of the lesser categories have been named. Now it is time... FOR THE GOLDEN BUBBA!
WINNER OF THE GOLDEN BUBBA
CONGLATURATION
TALL-HATTED YANIMAE, A WINNER IS YOU
HERE'S YOUR PRIZE:
BEHOLD, THE GOLDEN BUBBA, IN ALL OF ITS HASTILY-MADE-USING-MSPAINT GLORY!
Now, take claim your prize! Or, uh, save it to your hard-drive, I guess. Whatever.
And that concludes the grand competition for the Golden Bubba. I hope you enjoyed working hard making entries for a dumb contest in order to win some stupid slightly-edited panel made using MS-Paint. If you didn't, well, sucks to be you.
I enjoyed myself, and, in the end, isn't that all that
really matters?
The answer is yes.
Yes it is all that really matters.
And that's all there is to say.