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KA-DOOM · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:46 pm

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[6:46:18 PM] Dick Wizard says: Oh boy roleplaying on WoW in one hour

[6:46:20 PM] Xestev says: OR WE'RE FUCKED.

Darkly Nightman · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:16 pm

lyrasen wrote:

Odyssey wrote:

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[9:35:25 PM] *** Angie has changed the conversation topic to "How to make babbys? " ***
[9:35:27 PM] Katarina Good: RECKLESS DRIVING
[9:35:31 PM] Katarina Good: RECKLESS DRIVINGGGGG

Well if you're making babies while driving, obviously you're driving recklessly.

Hey, it worked for Ricky Bobby. :/

meatloaf of darkness · **Joined:** Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:04 pm **Posts:** 383

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[10:56:40 PM] Loafington: Merlin
[10:56:45 PM] Maximillion Elvis Rection: Merlin.
[10:56:51 PM] Loafington: Merlin :colbert:

Marluxia.Kyoshu · **Joined:** Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:32 pm **Posts:** 232

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[10:56:24 PM] Maximillion Elvis Rection: YES WELL THIS IS WHY WE HAVE AZ
[10:56:29 PM] Maximillion Elvis Rection: the proletariats there are fun
[10:56:29 PM] Loafington: w00t
[10:56:31 PM] Maximillion Elvis Rection: fun jerks
[10:56:33 PM] Maximillion Elvis Rection: but fun

meatloaf of darkness wrote:

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[10:56:40 PM] Loafington: Merlin
[10:56:45 PM] Maximillion Elvis Rection: Merlin.
[10:56:51 PM] Loafington: Merlin :colbert:

Rest of the convo.

KA-DOOM · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:15 pm

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[10:13:17 PM] O'xahren says: EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL IS EITHER WHITE OR NATIVE.
[10:13:22 PM] Captain Basch Fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca says: HOT CHOCOLATE

Yeili · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:21 pm

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[8:23:08 PM] Captain Basch Fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca: GUESS HOW MANY PILLOWS I HAVE IN MY ROOM
[8:23:09 PM] Darkly: ...great now I want peep marshmallows.
[8:23:15 PM] Yeili: Six.
[8:23:17 PM] O'xahren: ...
[8:23:19 PM] Captain Basch Fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca: YEILI
[8:23:22 PM] Captain Basch Fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca: YOU'RE PSYCHIC
[8:23:23 PM] Captain Basch Fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca: HOW
[8:23:25 PM] Captain Basch Fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This kind of thing actually happens quite often.

Defenestrator2.0 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:23 pm

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[10:55:08 PM] BoN: Darkly you're a scanner.
[10:55:24 PM] Darkly: Yes.
[10:55:28 PM] Darkly: I NEED one.
[10:55:28 PM] Darkly: :<
[10:55:29 PM] Defenestrator2.0: A SCANNER DARKLY
[10:55:41 PM] Defenestrator2.0: Hurrrrrr
[10:55:49 PM] Angie: YAY
[10:55:51 PM] BoN: Ka-Doom is two people ._.
[10:55:52 PM] Darkly: Someone will look at my art on dA one day and say.
[10:55:59 PM] Darkly: "Get A Scanner Darkly."
[10:56:07 PM] BoN: Buy 1 Get 1 FREE
[10:56:10 PM] Defenestrator2.0: I will say, no, etc, etc.
[10:56:12 PM] Darkly: fuck yeah
[10:56:22 PM] Darkly: i'll look down and say
[10:56:24 PM] Darkly: ...no.
[10:56:30 PM] Defenestrator2.0: Knew it.
[10:56:38 PM] BoN: WE'LL INCLUDE A BALLPOINT PEN
[10:56:38 PM] BoN: PLEASE
[10:56:41 PM] Defenestrator2.0: Know how long a mile is?
[10:56:41 PM] Darkly: 'sup... A-Space Community Center?
[10:56:42 PM] BoN: WE'RE DESPERATE
[10:56:43 PM] Defenestrator2.0: THAT MUCH

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[11:35:46 PM] Darkly: Sadly I can't, I'm rhyming alone.
And that's really boring to my funny bone. :C
[11:37:40 PM] Defenestrator2.0: I just shat a brick.
Maybe two, take your pick.
[11:38:10 PM] Darkly: Brick of steel, my good sir?
It'd be real manly, I do concur.
[11:38:58 PM] Darkly: I saw your mistake, a tad too late.
But I do agree with what you state.
[11:39:23 PM] Yeili: nyeaaaargh!
[11:39:39 PM | Edited 11:39:48 PM] Defenestrator2.0: It was a slip of the hand, I must admit.
But on that sentence, I could not quit.
[11:40:03 PM] Darkly: Even rhymes annoy these guys
Maybe we should stop and eat some pies.
[11:40:35 PM] Defenestrator2.0: Pie is good, or maybe cake.
Whatever you wish, I will bake.
[11:40:50 PM] Yeili: The cake is a lie.
[11:40:54 PM] Yeili: Def can't bake.
[11:41:07 PM] Yeili: MEN. CAN'T. BAKE.
[11:41:17 PM] Yeili: IT IS ONE OF THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE!
[11:41:38 PM] Defenestrator2.0: You say I can't, but I'll show you.
Tomorrow afternoon, your booty, the zoo.
[11:41:47 PM] Darkly: THERE ARE NO GIRL GAMERS
[11:41:49 PM] Darkly: naw jaykay jaykay :C
[11:41:56 PM] Yeili: :/
[11:42:00 PM] Darkly: :\
[11:44:15 PM] Darkly: sure wish banjo and kazooie were in smash bros
[11:45:40 PM | Edited 11:46:20 PM] Defenestrator2.0: You wish that everything had those two.
Why, if they didn't exist, you would not know what to do.
Play a board game, perhaps Clue?
Or maybe Monopoly, I'll be the shoe.
[11:46:15 PM] Darkly: Those two aren't my entire life.
I do enjoy Clue, but I always get the Knife.
[11:46:49 PM] Darkly: "Monopoly" means "One many", now I think of it.
But whatever, business is business and I love it.
[11:49:03 PM] Defenestrator2.0: It's always the maid, is it not?
She seems likely the one that he fought.
Remaining here, to avoid being caught.
But there was one vital detail about which she forgot.
The rope, the rope! It had no proper knot.
This man, I conclude, he was shot.
[11:49:49 PM] Darkly: Oh that reminds me. For one entire month, I played against my mom at Clue every night.
[11:49:54 PM] Darkly: Mrs. Peacock was ALWAYS THE daisies CULPRIT.
[11:50:06 PM] Darkly: FOR A PRIM AND PROPER LADY, SHE'S QUITE MURDEROUS.
[11:50:11 PM] Yeili: I fucking own hard at clue... C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
[11:50:32 PM] Darkly: The first Clue we got was Simpsons clue. 8|
[11:50:44 PM] Darkly: Durr hurr Smithers as White
[11:51:56 PM] Yeili: Just what are you writing, Deffery?!
[11:52:12 PM | Edited 11:52:24 PM] Defenestrator2.0: It was her, standing over there.
Panicking, tugging on her own hair.
Now now, to be fair.
There was another standing upon the stair.
Risen up from their evil lair.
Greedy, wanting more than their given share.
It was Colonel Mustard, with a knife in his care.
[11:52:41 PM] Darkly: Def seems to have taken rhyming too far.
He even makes mistakes, hardy har har.
[11:54:46 PM] Darkly: Aw shit, I must leave in 6 minutes now.
I must get further in Wind Waker somehow.
[3/26/2009 11:55:28 PM | Edited by Yeili, 11:56:15 PM] Defenestrator2.0: I am only human, after all.
Do we not tend to stumble and fall?
Yet we continue, to answer the call.
Even when we are not on the ball.
We trudge forth, moving, for we alone have the gall.
Yeili does not like rhyming at all.

Edited that last one to make it shorter.

meatloaf of darkness · **Joined:** Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:04 pm **Posts:** 383

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[1:07:15 AM] Maximillion Elvis Rection: Why is captain falcon vibrating?
[1:07:20 AM] Loafington: Because he's made of sex
[1:07:23 AM] Loafington: and caaaaandy~

Marluxia.Kyoshu · **Joined:** Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:32 pm **Posts:** 232

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[1:53:44 AM] Maximillion Elvis Rection: I think she is penis.
[1:54:36 AM] Loafington: well you're probably right
[1:54:44 AM] Loafington: I've never seen her take off her hat

This is what we were talking about: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/forum/view ... 0362#60362

Also:

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[1:57:25 AM] Loafington: imagining a giant penis sucking me with it's penis hole

YOU HAVE TO WONDER WHAT WE TALK ABOUT IN THESE CONVERSATIONS.

Trennicus · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:59 am

Marluxia.Kyoshu wrote:

Also:

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[1:57:25 AM] Loafington: imagining a giant penis sucking me with it's penis hole

YOU HAVE TO WONDER WHAT WE TALK ABOUT IN THESE CONVERSATIONS.

Real mature, Bradley.

Marluxia.Kyoshu · **Joined:** Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:32 pm **Posts:** 232

Trennicus wrote:

Marluxia.Kyoshu wrote:

Also:

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[1:57:25 AM] Loafington: imagining a giant penis sucking me with it's penis hole

YOU HAVE TO WONDER WHAT WE TALK ABOUT IN THESE CONVERSATIONS.

Real mature, Bradley.

THAT'S NOT MY NAME.

I DON'T KNOW YOU.

*knee to the groin*

Trennicus · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:16 am

Marluxia.Kyoshu wrote:

Trennicus wrote:

Marluxia.Kyoshu wrote:

Also:

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[1:57:25 AM] Loafington: imagining a giant penis sucking me with it's penis hole

YOU HAVE TO WONDER WHAT WE TALK ABOUT IN THESE CONVERSATIONS.

Real mature, Bradley.

THAT'S NOT MY NAME.

I DON'T KNOW YOU.

*knee to the groin*

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE INSIST THAT I AM A MAN! ;A;

Also it was a reference to a 90's tv show.

meatloaf of darkness · **Joined:** Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:04 pm **Posts:** 383

Mr. McLesbian Mangirl wrote:

Marluxia.Kyoshu wrote:

Mr. McLesbian Mangirl wrote:

Marluxia.Kyoshu wrote:

Also:

Quote:

[1:57:25 AM] Loafington: imagining a giant penis sucking me with it's penis hole

YOU HAVE TO WONDER WHAT WE TALK ABOUT IN THESE CONVERSATIONS.

Real mature, Bradley.

THAT'S NOT MY NAME.

I DON'T KNOW YOU.

*knee to the groin*

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE INSIST THAT I AM A MAN! ;A;

Also it was a reference to a 90's tv show.

Yeah we had to look it up in wikipedia. Stupid canadians.

Marluxia.Kyoshu · **Joined:** Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:32 pm **Posts:** 232

Trennicus wrote:

Marluxia.Kyoshu wrote:

Trennicus wrote:

Marluxia.Kyoshu wrote:

Also:

Quote:

[1:57:25 AM] Loafington: imagining a giant penis sucking me with it's penis hole

YOU HAVE TO WONDER WHAT WE TALK ABOUT IN THESE CONVERSATIONS.

Real mature, Bradley.

THAT'S NOT MY NAME.

I DON'T KNOW YOU.

*knee to the groin*

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE INSIST THAT I AM A MAN! ;A;

Also it was a reference to a 90's tv show.

First of all, I can still KNEE YOU IN GROIN.

Second, I know the TV show...

Stickin' Around

Unbalanced · **Joined:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:54 pm **Posts:** 5286

Marluxia.Kyoshu wrote:

Trennicus wrote:

Marluxia.Kyoshu wrote:

Trennicus wrote:

Marluxia.Kyoshu wrote:

Also:

Quote:

[1:57:25 AM] Loafington: imagining a giant penis sucking me with it's penis hole

YOU HAVE TO WONDER WHAT WE TALK ABOUT IN THESE CONVERSATIONS.

Real mature, Bradley.

THAT'S NOT MY NAME.

I DON'T KNOW YOU.

*knee to the groin*

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE INSIST THAT I AM A MAN! ;A;

Also it was a reference to a 90's tv show.

First of all, I can still KNEE YOU IN GROIN.

Second, I know the TV show...

Stickin' Around

I got the reference...

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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