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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:51 pm 
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Now he has one friend.

Me.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:52 pm 
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You are only encouraging him Madican.


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:53 pm 
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Don't worry, I know his weakness.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:55 pm 
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It does nothing. Oh look, Madican changed his favorite quote. Awfully familiar.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:56 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:58 pm 
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Huh, Exeres, I always thought you were religious for some reason.


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:59 pm 
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COME AND LEARN EVERYTHING ABOUT ME.

Madican, for some reason, refuses to fill out his profile.

Edit: Wait, Syobon, I don't already have you as a friend? THIS MUST BE REMEDIED.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:05 pm 
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Try and find me :p. Here's a tip, Crispy already has me on her friends list. Btw, my profile is a bit outdated if you do find me.


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:05 pm 
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Hey I've got some jokes for you guys! :3

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor? :awesomeface:

What does a cat use to do its math homework?
A meowculator!
*ba-dum-bum-tshh*

I'll be here all...however long I'm here!

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes
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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:08 pm 
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EXERES, INTERNET DETECTIVE, IS ON THE CASE.

Holy fuck, Crispy has over 300 friends. You better have an actual photo of you, otherwise this will be impossible.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:10 pm 
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I do. Don't worry, I'll add you in a bit if you haven't found me by then :).


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:16 pm 
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Well, my detective record stands. Zero solved cases.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes
PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:17 pm 
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Wow, this thread got derailed so bad it was dead for two years.

Anyway, Why was the hog such a bad host?
Because he was a big boar!

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig!

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes
PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:21 pm 
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How have I not known about this thread

Here's an old one:
Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties
HE WAS A FUN GUYYYYY

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