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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:30 pm 
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Yeili wrote:
I said "Hey! Sceb is near 1k posts!" and Darkly said "He'll never near Username..."
And that's when I decided to abuse my power yet again for the lulz.

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[8:27:56 PM | Edited by Yeili, 8:28:43 PM] Darkly: Still, he'll never near heterosexuality.
[8:27:56 PM] Darkly: Ever.
[8:28:04 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Never.
[8:28:17 PM] Darkly: Never forever and ever never forever ever never.

I don't hate you too Yeili


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[11:55:41 PM] Loafington: you sound like a 40 year old transexual prostitute instead of a cute teenage gay kid


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:37 pm 
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[9:41:17 PM] Sceb: Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Darkly.
[9:41:23 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Yeah
[9:41:25 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Found it.
[9:41:29 PM] Darkly: what
[9:41:32 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: My friend thinks I like it for the robit.
[9:41:44 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Because I said that the red head was hot.
[9:41:55 PM] Sceb: Oh, I thought Darkly was asking.
[9:42:00 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Surprise
[9:42:01 PM] Sceb: It's Yoko, by the way.
[9:42:04 PM] Darkly: SURPRISE
[9:42:05 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Yeah
[9:42:06 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Yoko's hot.
[9:42:10 PM] Darkly: booty PENETRATION
[9:42:10 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: +fap+
[9:42:14 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: ...
[9:42:15 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: NO
[9:42:16 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: NOOO
[9:42:18 PM] Darkly: .__
[9:42:18 PM] Darkly: Oh god the timing.
[9:42:21 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: DON'T YOU DARE.
[9:42:25 PM] Darkly: OH I DARE
[9:42:34 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: No!
[9:42:35 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: NOOOO!
[9:42:38 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: NOOOOOOO!!!!

All hope is lost for me.

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meatloaf of darkness wrote:
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[11:55:41 PM] Loafington: you sound like a 40 year old transexual prostitute instead of a cute teenage gay kid

Hey.


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Marluxia.Kyoshu wrote:
meatloaf of darkness wrote:
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[11:55:41 PM] Loafington: you sound like a 40 year old transexual prostitute instead of a cute teenage gay kid

Hey.



Hi.


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meatloaf of darkness wrote:
Marluxia.Kyoshu wrote:
meatloaf of darkness wrote:
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[11:55:41 PM] Loafington: you sound like a 40 year old transexual prostitute instead of a cute teenage gay kid

Hey.



Hi.

Stop it.


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Marluxia.Kyoshu wrote:
meatloaf of darkness wrote:
Marluxia.Kyoshu wrote:
meatloaf of darkness wrote:
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[11:55:41 PM] Loafington: you sound like a 40 year old transexual prostitute instead of a cute teenage gay kid

Hey.



Hi.

Stop it.


Aww


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Odyssey wrote:
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[9:35:25 PM] *** Angie has changed the conversation topic to "How to make babbys? " ***
[9:35:27 PM] Katarina Good
: RECKLESS DRIVING
[9:35:31 PM] Katarina Good: RECKLESS DRIVINGGGGG


Well if you're making babies while driving, obviously you're driving recklessly.

edit: contagious lemming.

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[6:58:18 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip says: You're a woman too Xestev
[6:58:20 PM] Katarina Good says: How would you know

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[6:59:22 PM] Rico Suave: THIS CHAT IS 0% AWKWARD?
[6:59:22 PM] Maximillion Elvis Rection: I've tried tampons~


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[7:22:32 PM] Xestev: StormRow (6:55:34 PM): ...
Defenestrator20 (6:55:36 PM): I think.
Defenestrator20 (6:55:36 PM): THEREFORE
Defenestrator20 (6:55:38 PM): I
Defenestrator20 (6:55:39 PM): AM
Yeilri (6:55:41 PM): Gay.
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[7:41:48 PM] Maximillion Elvis Rection: Loaf you can be the rapper in my band
[7:41:53 PM] Maximillion Elvis Rection: because I suck at rapping
[7:41:55 PM] Loafington: why am I a rapper?
[7:42:01 PM] Maximillion Elvis Rection: because you suck at singing
[7:42:08 PM] Maximillion Elvis Rection: that's the requirements for being a rapper
[7:42:12 PM] Xestev: LOL.


And so then!
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[7:42:45 PM] Loafington: Marley be tripping all over these rhymes
But when he sings it's a beautiful chime
[7:43:05 PM] Loafington: We be starting this group all in this bitch
But we got no cheddar, we're hikers of Hitch
[7:43:23 PM] Loafington: So we'll do some gigs here and there
Always remember to change underwear
[7:43:52 PM] Loafington: If our mothers saw us now they would surely be blue
But fuck you mom, we're singing on cue
[7:44:23 PM] Loafington: So we'll hit some cities always checkin' the stops
Buyin' some man-whores and avoidin' the cops


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:29 pm 
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ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain. says:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Princess Bride and My Little Pony. The story should use anal sex as a plot device!
La Trennicus says:
My name is Inigo Montoya...
La Trennicus says:
You killed my little pony...
La Trennicus says:
Prepare for a surprise...


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[5:39:31 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Oh
[5:39:32 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: My
[5:39:33 PM] Captain Basch Fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca: I wonder if you can stop Critical Hit with Stafy in Brawl?
[5:39:33 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: God.
[5:39:35 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Best
[5:39:37 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Ever.
[5:39:38 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the Legend of Zelda. The story should use the future as a plot device!
[5:39:46 PM] Unbalanced: =O
[5:39:49 PM] Unbalanced: asodfjas;gljkasdfakljasf'd
[5:39:54 PM] Dick Wizard: Oh god that's actually awesome.
[5:39:56 PM] Unbalanced: *orgasm*
[5:40:01 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: That's what I did.
[5:40:08 PM] Captain Basch Fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca: Wh-
[5:40:13 PM] Dick Wizard: Tren.
[5:40:15 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Yes?
[5:40:18 PM] Dick Wizard: You should write that fanfic.
[5:40:23 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Oh god..
[5:40:24 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: I should.
[5:40:24 PM] Dick Wizard: You write the fuck out of that fanfic.
[5:40:25 PM] Unbalanced: DO EET
[5:40:28 PM] Unbalanced: DO EET NOW


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[5:43:47 PM] Dick Wizard: Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Snoop Dogg and the Little Mermaid. The story should use oral sex as a plot device! tren write this too
[5:43:53 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: Like hell.
[5:44:04 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl: I bet there's already hentai of that anyway.
[5:44:12 PM] Unbalanced: I--
[5:44:14 PM] Unbalanced: ...
[5:44:19 PM] Unbalanced: I'd have to agree, actually

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[9:07:50 PM] Xestev: Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Star Trek and Spaceballs. The story should use bondage as a plot device!
[9:08:09 PM] Katarina Good: I like that.

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Loaf playing WoW wrote:
Hey who here wants to touch my vagina? I'm a fucking hot druid night elf. LOOK AT THESE TITS MY GOD


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meatloaf of darkness wrote:
Loaf playing WoW wrote:
Hey who here wants to touch my vagina? I'm a fucking hot druid night elf. LOOK AT THESE TITS MY GOD


I'm going to explain this.

I was telling him he could sell things in WoW, he said 'Can I sell my body?'

I said yes, and then said 'but you have to know how to RP'


He has demonstrated that he has the skills to properly cyber in WoW.


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[4:12:13 PM] Dick Wizard says: Roselia is a bitch.
[4:12:14 PM] Katarina Good says: Look at this bitch.


That... was awesome.

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[7:37:38 PM] O'xahren says: anything awesome happen when i left?
[7:37:40 PM] Katarina Good says: You're asexual.

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