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IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER WONDERFUL SEGMENT OF DEVIANTART FANFICS
[AZ]Sir Patrick: OH OH OH
[AZ]Sir Patrick: LETS HAVE SOME FUN
[AZ]Sir Patrick: LETS GO ON DEVIANTART AND READ SOME FAN FICS!
[AZ]Sir Patrick: CAUSE YEAH
[AZ]Sir Patrick: LETS GOOOOoooooo
Gibuslord Slappy: you go
Gibuslord Slappy: I don't really like fanfics
[AZ]Sir Patrick: NOPE, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME
[AZ]Sir Patrick: Hmm...
[AZ]Sir Patrick: Leeets seee hereeee
[AZ]Sir Patrick: Oh here's one, I see...
[AZ]Sir Patrick: Is that fucking sephiroth?
[AZ]Sir Patrick: and...
[AZ]Sir Patrick: Sonic the hedgehog?
[AZ]Sir Patrick: OOOHOHOHOOOO LETS SEE
[AZ]Sir Patrick: AY
[AZ]Sir Patrick: HEM
[AZ]Sir Patrick: "Sonic the Hedgehog ran very quickly down the hall to where the fire was coming from."
[AZ]Sir Patrick: "While running he ducked into a rolling spin and made a sound like "@@@@@@@!" so he could dodge the fireball lasers."
[AZ]Sir Patrick: FIREBALL LASERS
[AZ]Sir Patrick: OH BOY THIS IS GONNA BE FUN
Gibuslord Slappy: why do you look this shit up
[AZ]Sir Patrick: At the top of the staircase he stood up and shouted at the top of the staircase "Sephiroth!"
[AZ]Sir Patrick: To ruin your day.
[AZ]Sir Patrick: The man with long hair turned slowly and with a flash of his sword removed Sonic's motherfucking nipples from his body.
[AZ]Sir Patrick: what
Gibuslord Slappy: it takes far more than shitty fanfiction to ruin my day
[AZ]Sir Patrick: Ok yeah this is getting fucking hilarious
[AZ]Sir Patrick: continuing on...
[AZ]Sir Patrick: "OUCH that hurts!1" cried Sonic, hurting. "Looks like I will need the power of the CHAOS CRYSTAL for this opponent!" and he raised up a handful of glowing gems.
[AZ]Sir Patrick: Ladies and gentlemen, CHAOS CRYSTALS
[AZ]Sir Patrick: FUCKING
[AZ]Sir Patrick: ORIGINAL
Gibuslord Slappy: sonic isnt that original on its own tbh
Gibuslord Slappy: but the shit its spawned is a league on its own
[AZ]Sir Patrick: The light from the jewels summoned all the legendary pokemon in the world together and they fused together into a Psychic Ghost Dragon Pokemon.
[AZ]Sir Patrick: Ok suddenly we get Pokemon int othe mix to make a 3-typed pokemon of epicness.
[AZ]Sir Patrick: Mmm.
[AZ]Sir Patrick: Suck it.
[AZ]Sir Patrick: "LEAVE THIS TO ME, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!" it said in the voice a thousand monsters, and shot a giant HADOOOUUKEN at Sephiroth"
[AZ]Sir Patrick: I put emphasis on hadouken.
Gibuslord Slappy: where the hell do you find this shit
[AZ]Sir Patrick: Sephiroth bounced it back with a spin of his blade, and it hit the Psy-Gho-Dra-Mon in the face, crashing him to the floor and half-crushing No-Nipples Sonic.
[AZ]Sir Patrick: Deviantart.
[AZ]Sir Patrick: Duh.
[AZ]Sir Patrick: "This is bad!" said Half-Dead No-Nipples the Hedgehog. "It looks like we will need to call for that man, Psyghodramon!"
[AZ]Sir Patrick: I got a laugh on the half-dead no nipples part.
Gibuslord Slappy: ugh
Gibuslord Slappy: why
[AZ]Sir Patrick: And why does Psyghodramon sound like a failed concept for a Digimon
[AZ]Sir Patrick: Name sounds cool, though.
[AZ]Sir Patrick: Has some ring to it.
Gibuslord Slappy: is that seriously what its called
[AZ]Sir Patrick: Yep.
[AZ]Sir Patrick: That's what he called it, though.
Gibuslord Slappy: ew
[AZ]Sir Patrick: As I was saying...
[AZ]Sir Patrick: "YES" he agreed, and used his 7 physic goat dragon balls to make a wish "SEND US THE CHOSEN HERO OF PROPECHY!" as Sephiroth slowly descended to finish them off.
[AZ]Sir Patrick: PHYSIC GOAT DRAGON BALLS
[AZ]Sir Patrick: YEAH
[AZ]Sir Patrick: WHERE GETTING PHYSICS IN ON THIS SHIT BRO
Gibuslord Slappy: eugh
Gibuslord Slappy: I hate prophecy stories
[AZ]Sir Patrick: Just then a bright light from the sky shone(that a word?), and the Grand Master John Su descended from the moon on a rocket powered rocket boots, with a beautiful woman on each arm. When he landed, there was a chorus and fanfare of trumpets, and he lowered his sunglasses and said "Yo."
[AZ]Sir Patrick: What's funny here is that the writer of this is named John Su.
Gibuslord Slappy: theres not a chance in hell you didnt make that up right now
[AZ]Sir Patrick: I didn't make it up.
[AZ]Sir Patrick: Moving on...
[AZ]Sir Patrick: "Who are you" said Sephiroth as he threw a ninja star at light speed at John Su. John Su turned and winked at the star, and the bright light instantly dissolved it into space dust. "Pretty good," said Sephiroth, "but your still gonna loose!" and he transformed into SUPER SAIYAN 4 SEPHIROTH.
Gibuslord Slappy: this is sounding more and more
Gibuslord Slappy: like a silly tongue-and-cheek thing
[AZ]Sir Patrick: I think he means Seifer Sephiroth or something.
[AZ]Sir Patrick: (Sephies final form)
[AZ]Sir Patrick: At least I think it's called Seifer Sephiroth...
[AZ]Sir Patrick: Moving on.
[AZ]Sir Patrick: "Take this!" he screamed as he flew towards John Su. John Su flexed a single muscle, generating an awesome MANWAVE that overpowered Super Sephiroth and sent him flying into space, frozen forever in defeat.
Gibuslord Slappy: yeah
Gibuslord Slappy: this is definitely a joke
[AZ]Sir Patrick: Yeah, he'd be dead before he froze up, he'd also be swollen up, alot.
[AZ]Sir Patrick: "Thank you for saving us, John Su" said the world. "You are so strong and cool"
[AZ]Sir Patrick: "I know," he replied(We got a badass here!), and jumped back up to the moon after resurrecting the 4th Hokage.
[AZ]Sir Patrick: THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[AZ]Sir Patrick: END
[AZ]Sir Patrick: Now brb I'm posting this shit on AZ
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