Bad Jokes

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:43 pm

Wireless, bitch.

Captain_Nick · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:44 pm

You haven't won the war!

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:44 pm

You're already dead.

Captain_Nick · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:46 pm

(pulls out pistol and shoots Exeres)

You've just been... deported.

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:49 pm

*dying breaths*

That was...

*cough*

so lame...

Liraxus · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:08 pm

Why'd the chicken cross the road to france?

Zorinth · **Joined:** Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:11 pm **Posts:** 2168

The duck got eaten first?

Kira · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:12 pm

Liraxus wrote:

Why'd the chicken cross the road to france?

To get the crap out of France?

Exeres · **Posted:** Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:33 am

Why did I write this here. This is not the weird dreams thread.

Galaxy Man · **Posted:** Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:36 am

Madican wrote:

The only way to kill a person on the Internet is to hack their Facebook and delete it. For that is their phylactery.

i do not have a facebook

am i jesus

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Galaxy Man wrote:

Madican wrote:

The only way to kill a person on the Internet is to hack their Facebook and delete it. For that is their phylactery.

i do not have a facebook

am i jesus

No.

You are Internet immortal. As am I.

Captain_Nick · **Posted:** Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:35 pm

The only thing that can kill you is if we create you a facebook and then you look at it

Exeres · **Posted:** Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:46 pm

Captain_Nick · **Posted:** Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:49 pm

I wonder how many friends that will get
None hopefully

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Facebook is like voodoo. It only works if you have a piece of the victim. And an avatar don't cut it.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE