AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Yes. Your punishment is death by swans.

And I can't fight them off because if I injure one the crown can sue me/throw me in the tower! D:

I read that if she manages to hold on for the rest of the year, she'll officially beat out Queen Victoria as the longest reigning British monarch of all time.

I seriously think Charles will be the next member of the royal family to die of natural causes (I didn't want to rule out car accidents *cough*)...

Unless you count the Queens corgis. Those poor little bastards drop like flies

Maybe the queen is a Corgi Vampire and uses her dogs to prolong her life.

I doubt it, corgis just arent very long lived

thanks for raining on my parade

The short lifespan of Corgis may be directly linked to the Queen's vampirism.

she draws lifeforce from the corgi breed as a whole

how dastardly

I like how this page has just become swans, vampire queens and corgis.

We never do the dishes until it's become a huge pile of mess at my apartment.

Speaking of dishes, roommate left a shake bottle of some protein concoction on the edge of the sink. I accidentally knocked it over and popped the top open while I was cleaning up after kimchi.
Entire fucking kitchen immediately smells like shit. And I don't mean that as a generic, stronger word for terrible. I mean the kitchen bodaciously smelled like someone had diarrhea in the sink. Took a cup of baking soda, twenty minutes, and then almost a quart of vinegar to knock that smell out. She really needs to learn how to actually keep up on her dishes before they grow gross bacteria and mold like that :c

I just remembered I forgot to run the dishwasher

I feel like I've been repeating myself all week between my grandpa and brother.

Oh my god that is awful. We have a pot of moldy spaghetti my twin's boyfriend has refused to take care of...for like a YEAR. We yell at him constantly about it because it's his responsibility and he never ever does it.