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Miss Starseed
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I don't think Starseed has much to blow. It says "miss," not "queen" or "sir"...
Aught I to be offended?
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Wry Bread
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Miss StarSeed wrote:
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I don't think Starseed has much to blow. It says "miss," not "queen" or "sir"...
Aught I to be offended?

Not really. I didn't mean it as an insult. >_> You are female, right?
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Miss Starseed
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Wry Bread wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Wry Bread wrote:
I don't think Starseed has much to blow. It says "miss," not "queen" or "sir"...
Aught I to be offended?

Not really. I didn't mean it as an insult. >_> You are female, right?
I was kidding, and yes I'm female. XD
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Kage Me
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If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? (LOL A PUN!)

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I wish I were adenine. That way, I'd be paired with U. (ANOTHER PUN OMG!!!)

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Your last name is Gilette, right? I know, because you're the best a man can get.

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If I were to ask you for sex, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?

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Nixon
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y halo thar nother dutch perzon
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Miss Starseed
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I swallow.
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Kryzm
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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you bare my children?

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I swallow.



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Water
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Kage Me wrote:
If I were to ask you for sex, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?


That's incredibly clever. You get win for the day. (even though there's a chance you didn't make that up. BE GRATEFUL)

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Kryzm
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Water wrote:
Kage Me wrote:
If I were to ask you for sex, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?


That's incredibly clever. You get win for the day. (even though there's a chance you didn't make that up. BE GRATEFUL)


I am in much aggreeance with you, however I am skeptical.

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Hello, I'm the worlds most polite thief, would you mind if I stole your heart?


A/S/L?


Hey, I've got some candy back in my van.


Are you a gold mine? Because I want to put my peon in you.


Are you a nurse? Because you're drawing my blood. Into my furious erection.
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Kryzm
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I sort of thought this one up while playing an MMO today.
(In this MMO, you can put a gem in a socket in your equipment)

Baby, I wish I was a gem, so I could get in your socket.

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Miss Starseed
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Kryzm wrote:
I sort of thought this one up while playing an MMO today.
(In this MMO, you can put a gem in a socket in your equipment)

Baby, I wish I was a gem, so I could get in your socket.
I'm totally using that next time I play D2.

"Hey baby, mind if I put my gems on your massive weapon? It'll give you 150% poison damage over 5 seconds."

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If these are pick-up lines to use on Varn, I suggest taking a card from him:

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Ah ha ha ha ha ha. :awesome:
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Water
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Yeah, but that's cliched. I mean seriously, who doesn't want Varn?

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
Kryzm wrote:
I sort of thought this one up while playing an MMO today.
(In this MMO, you can put a gem in a socket in your equipment)

Baby, I wish I was a gem, so I could get in your socket.
I'm totally using that next time I play D2.

"Hey baby, mind if I put my gems on your massive weapon? It'll give you 150% poison damage over 5 seconds."

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If these are pick-up lines to use on Varn, I suggest taking a card from him:

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Ah ha ha ha ha ha. :awesome:


You have won.
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