AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I hate it when I wanna walk around the house and do stuff but there's people around, and it never goes away

That's when you just lay there pretending to be asleep until it goes away

But you're not too cowardly

To be shoolis

My feet have been accumulating dead skin for years and it's time to pay the piper.

I'm peeling like a fucking snake all over the place.

I would have a field day. Peeling of dead skin is like popping bubble wrap. I don't understand why, but I'm just so fascinated and amused by it.

I always enjoyed arts and craft time in school when we used the liquid glue, covering my hands in a thin layer of it, waiting for it to dry, and peeling it away.

It just feels so satisfying

I need to start using lotion on my feet or something because the skin on the outer sides is dry and cracked.

I've never had an issue peeing with a boner, what makes it so tough?

It took a lot of willpower to say tough instead of hard

Now I'm just imaging a very durable penis.

My issue is that my dick suddenly turns into a power washer.

The erection makes your prostate close of the urinary tract.

i can pee normally now hooray

You are not alone.

None of my bras fit me anymore.

Wow.

I absolutely wouldn't be able to stand that on my feet. I'm almost always wearing socks, and my heels are still smooth and PANK. Feet that are actually permanently thickened and darkened by dust and dirt ground into them seem like the most uncomfortable thing to me.

I wear socks all the time as well. It's just dry skin.