Sand Hippo Diner

Darkin · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:32 pm

Well DUH. That's why I built the W.hore S.torage U.nit, or WSU for short. It's deep underground, and it won't take long for me to hook it up to the diner.

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

vealin99 wrote:

Let's push them towards the cafe
that would be hilarious

You're not the only one that hired a shadowy tentacle creature capable of using his shadow for storage.

Although if you really want to I'm sure I can find some use for them. Maybe hire them out as extra Mario Kart players.

BurntToShreds · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:39 pm

vealin99 wrote:

Here's your order sir, I am extremely sorry for the wait.
(Food)
Enjoy.

That was daisies GOOD.

Rinoko · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:39 pm

Darkin wrote:

W.hore S.torage U.nit, or WSU for short

Made me laugh extra hard because my dad graduated college from Washington State University. Also WSU

Sheep · **Joined:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:03 am **Posts:** 52

Sorry it took me so long. I uh, don't want to talk about it. If that's okay. Thanks.

Name: Sheep.
Desired Position: Cooking. Or Cleaning.
Desired Pay: Food, cheddar.
Hours Available: All of the daytime ones.

Are you a people person?: No, I am a sheep.
What other skills do you have that you think could help out the Sand Hippo Diner crew?: I really, really like to climb things.

Etank88 · **Joined:** Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:17 pm **Posts:** 733

I don't want this creep in my kitchen, clean the bathroom.

vealin99 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:37 pm

I like him he seems pretty cool

Darkin · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:57 pm

I feel as though me and my whores are not respected enough. I QUIT. Good DAY sir. I'll be taking my whores and my tentacles with me.

Sheep · **Joined:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:03 am **Posts:** 52

Clyve wrote:

Consider yourself hired, Sheep.

Hooray. Hi, by the way. I'm Sheep.

vealin99 wrote:

I like him he seems pretty cool

Hi.

vealin99 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:02 pm

Hello

Sheep · **Joined:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:03 am **Posts:** 52

vealin99 wrote:

Hello

Hi. What do you, uh. Do here? If you don't mind. Sorry.

vealin99 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:04 pm

I am a waiter

Sheep · **Joined:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:03 am **Posts:** 52

I like waiters.

Sloth · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:45 pm

Name: Sloth

Position Applying For: Keeping an eye on the cash register/Occasionally sweeping floors/sleeping behind the counter

Expected Salary: Whatever I can sneak out of the register without the management noticing.

Hours Available: 1PM-1:35PM

Blood Type: ???

Have you been convicted of a felony in the last 5 years? Y/N: Loitering

Notable Qualities: None that I have noticed

Can you perform your duties without assistance?: No. I'll require at least one robot drone to accomplish most, if not all of my duties.

Additional information: I am a sloth

Sheep · **Joined:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:03 am **Posts:** 52

Sloth wrote:

Name: Sloth

Additional information: I am a sloth

Hi Sloth, I'm Sheep.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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