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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:52 pm 
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Starting a new date story maybe, recently just went out with a girl, yesterday actually, heres hoping the date went fine. Hoping Idont scare her off with how comfortable she made me feel. Shes going through a rough time right now, funeral of her grandpa is tomorrow, and shes completely different than she was yesterday. Here is hoping it works, shes short and awesome and cute.

I know it sounds selfish but most of us need a good break, I am wishing for a good one now.

I need something really good in my life right now.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:02 am 
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Condom broke the other night during sex. I'm so terrified.


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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:28 am 
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Condom broke the other night during sex. I'm so terrified.


Clinic. Emergency contraceptives. Get some "day after pills"


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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:05 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
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Took it as soon as I could get to a pharmacy. It's still freaky as hell though. I couldn't sleep for the past 2 nights.


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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:56 pm 
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FUUUUUCK, looks like everyone has "bad luck ju ju"


I am to nice of a guy, I feel like it might be time to trade my dick in for a therapy couch and just focus on helping other people through their crap


I apparently shouldnt think that its ok to help people when they are vulnerable and not expect a anything but to talk


Anyway. I would love for some cute girl who has some of her shit together to just come along and be like "Wow thats one fly dude, maybe I should date him"

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:01 am 
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I don't know if this has come up yet, but OA and I are dating. Distance is the worst. Trying to hang out in person ASAP.
He's a cutie.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:03 am 
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I knew this would happen, congrats!

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:42 am 
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Grats to the both of you.


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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:45 am 
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Things feel.. Kinda rocky between D and I.

At least to me..

Also vengie thats awesome! :3

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:49 am 
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stop it crisp and d my ships are supposed to stay canon

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:54 am 
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Are we your OTP?

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:57 am 
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i dont ship you two with anyone but each other thats for sure >:(

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 8:29 am 
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Well then.

We'll just have to see how this ship goes.

Cause I can ship myself with everyone.

Except Dark.
Hes.. too dark. and yours. :U

DAT STRANABRO THOUGH....

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:39 am 
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what are boyfriend

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