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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:51 pm 
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Towers typically have one door and he has an Uzi and a Katana.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:57 pm 
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I guess it would be fine, till the floor gave out due to clawing zombies below, but then again everyone would be screwed in that possision. But the angle shots really can be difficult if you don't know how to take them. That uzi needs lots of ammo, and where do you get the uzi, not many people have them. It would be nice though, very nice.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:59 pm 
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zorinth wrote:
till the floor gave out due to clawing zombies below.
Those would have to be veeeeery tall zombies.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:08 pm 
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Yuo never know, maybe they are mutated versions of the normal zombies, that is if it is a virus. If it is a paricite you are safe because a real RE style zombie would only need the host killed to be stoped, virus zombies might require headshots if it is because of reanimating dead tissue, but if the virus only turns them crazy then you are fine with any kind of kill. Lets hope that the zombie outbreak isnt from reanimating dead tissue, as those would take more accuracy to kill, but then again they are slow, if its almost anything else the zombies would be fast. But what type of zombies are we most woried about, human zombies or some type of animal zombie, what happens when there is an elephant zombie and you don't have the gun to kill it.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
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zorinth wrote:
I guess it would be fine, till the floor gave out due to clawing zombies below, but then again everyone would be screwed in that possision. But the angle shots really can be difficult if you don't know how to take them. That uzi needs lots of ammo, and where do you get the uzi, not many people have them. It would be nice though, very nice.


it would depend on the number of zombies

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:17 pm 
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I have not taken an offical gun safty class but my dad has even more rules than the course would, i have also shot with the sharif who teaches gun safty next to me. I have shot many kinds of guns, know the recoil, power, and acuracy. I load the guns, and i shoot them, i always laugh at TV shows and how they use guns. Never put your finger on the triger till you are ready to shoot, never point a gun at something you dont want to shoot.
Rifles are my favorite because i have good accuracy with them at long range, scoped or not. i get head shots(equivalent to) easily at 50 yards. Shooting is a hobby of mine.

I took a marksmanship course last year given my the national marksman team. Yes, the people who trained the US forces to get headshots because they were wasting too much ammo. I can hit a head sized target at 200 Meters with iron sights now. and firing while standing, which is much harder than it looks.
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I could be safe, got many wepons here. Scoped .22, scoped other that i dont know(a .22 would be fine against zombies as headshots are always instant kills). Im sure i could find about 6 guns in my dads gun safe, so ya. Oh btw i have over 10,000(?) bullets, mostly .22 though, but that will do the job. I think we have 2 .22's

a .22 at over a hundred yards can't penetrate a skull. you'd have to shoot through the eye, and good luck with that. but a .22 is a good small game rifle, great when you need food on the run and cheap ammo. of course at point blank a .22 can kill nearly anything if it's a headshot.

The best gun for zombies would be a semiauto assault rifle (.223 or .556 or whatever the AK's are), perhaps with a silencer.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:41 pm 
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What if they can dig

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then climb the tower

Clearly you have never read World War Z. I highly recommend doing so before you advise others on zombie survival tactics.


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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:35 am 
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I know the .22 wont do much good long distance, but it has a ton of ammo and could be used at closer distance. and my dad does have a better rifle, i can't remember what type, but i know it would work from very long range as it is a very good gun, i will try to figure out what kind of rifle i was. BTW you said you could hit a head sized target from 200 meters with iron sights WHLE STANDING thats very impresive. BTW i would probably try to use iron sights on the .22, as i know it isn't good at long range and i have decent iron sight accuracy. shooting soup cans fron 75 yards, the first shot missed by about 1/2 an inch, the second shot went right through the middle. This was some assult rife, big gun, virtualy no kickback, and could easily kill from a long distance, problem is it has no scope, don't remember what kind of assult rife it was sorry, not a big name remeberer.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:13 pm 
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Realistically, if a zombie horde ever comes shambling through the neighborhood, I am unprepared to say the least.

The only firepower I have is a Mosin Nagant with 30 bullets. That and various nasty-looking blunt instruments such as a M43 folding shovel and a trench club with nails. Well, I can run fast.


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Cardio is the way to go, my friend.

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Cardio is the way to go, my friend.

Rule number one.

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Stranaton wrote:
Xeraphem wrote:
Cardio is the way to go, my friend.

Rule number one.

Guess I'm screwd, unless decent aim and a small team help. Czn anyone post the rules from that movie. Im not fat, just skinny and weak.

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So your sidekick is a gunblade and you're wearing a single patch of denim?

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So your sidekick is a gunblade and you're wearing a single patch of denim?



Looks that way. -Nod.- Sorry I haven't been posting BTW. Got a lot of irl shit going on.. :c

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