AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Wait a minute, does any of this really count as TMI?
Also, Billyjum and whoever else might want to see my pic, just go search what I qouted Marbus saying and go back a few pages.

It counts as a tangent.

Once in elementary school, I got my middle finger caught in a door cause I'm a retard. Sorta caused my finger nail to fall off. It's amazing how these things grow back.

I hate waking up with a boner

I also hate when I've eaten too much sugary stuff and I feel a brning pain when I pee.

Also, I was reading a book recently, and they mentioned that fapping increases penis size.

No, it was not that kind of book, you perverts

AWESOME! brb

But how do we know that this is true?

... Really.

Oh my god it's back :'D

yeah anyways. I don't have much TMI stuff lately that I could remember, but there is something I found out about a guy I know that I would rather not have:

It is really obvious when he is staring at somebody's tiddies :I

It was based on a true story of a madman. The book is called "The Professor and the Madman"

It mentions that year after year the madman would have sex with women in his cell at the asylum (he was allowed to have visitors because he was deemed harmless to others) and when he wasnt having sex, he was contstantly fapping, which they said increased the size of his penis.

Later the madman feels dirty for all of the sex that he had over the years, and so *chop* all that fapping gone to waste

I'll let you know

Perv's are strange. Basically, my friend's family who is super religious are all pervs (including him). Like, the boy always goes on about sex but then he condems people for taking the Lord's name in vain, the brother goes on other people's phones and then sends their pics of like girls or whatever (like of themselves) onto his phone and his dad wears thongs and looks at girls (i.e. said 'this weather is good bikini weather' my mum said 'yeah, I'll need to get mine out' and my mums quite fat and the look on his face haha. She was joking by the way).

I lived with that family for three years

They are everybody in Texas

Overly perverted people make me need Minties. And by overly perverted people, I mean people that oggle others and start talking about how they'd "tap that shiiiit" and other crap like that. Other people along the lines of perverts are people that refer to themselves as sluts. It's just... grr.

But yes, TMI. I let a silent one rip, the dude next to me hasn't noticed. Teehee~

In Texas, The Bible is law, yet my sister, while still in high school, was asked one time by another girl if she had ever had sex. When my sister said no, the girl said "Why? Is something wrong?"

my friends don't believe me when I say I'm a virgin

edit: oh god this page get

...How old is your sister?