Chinmaster wrote:
Troll internet forums to increase penis length
AFTER A ROUSING GOOD TROLLING YOU TAKE UP EXERCISE WITH THAT NEW MACHINE YOU BOUGHT TODAY.
Indecisive wrote:
What happens, then?
YOU NEVER FED IT
PALENQUE WALKED IT
WE GAVE IT TO THE NICE BOY FROM OUT OF TOWN
Xabyrn wrote:
>attempt to sell the new Xabyrn Groin Crumbler to the masses as the next big workout.
THE GROIN CRUMBLER BECOMES A ROARING SUCCESS, TURNING YOUR LIFE AROUND AND MAKING YOU RICH. ALTHOUGH DOORMASTERS DONGALICIOUS WAS DESTROYED BY IT AND HE IS SUING FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
Sebell wrote:
>walk through the forest
AND YOU'RE WALKING
AND YOU'RE WALKING
AAAAND YOU'RE WALKING
AND THEN A DRAGON ATTACKS
RAR RAR
ITS GONNA EAT YOU
Kalekemo wrote:
>Take ReesesHank to the mall and terrorize people with chocolatepeanutbutter magic
PEOPLE AT RANDOM YELL OUT AT YOU THAT THEY CANNOT BELIEVE HE IS FOR BREAKFAST.
Torizo wrote:
>mail FLASK OF COUSIN OLIVER to Robbie Rist, creating a pime taradox that causes him to cease to exist and allows for a world in which we can peacefully coexist with bellbottoms
THE DISCO ERA RETURNS, BRINGING JOY TO ALL.
Mr. Mander wrote:
>SUMMON BIGGER VEGETABLE
YOU YANK A LARGE TURNIP OUT OF THE GROUND, IT HAS A VERY pop flyin' FACE ON IT.
Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
do i still have my mage powers
YOU ALWAYS HAVE
John Craft wrote:
I start crying at the ending of the web series.
Then I listen to the song again. I cry again.
And everytime I listen to this daisies song I cry the same way.
YOU USE THIS NEW FOUND EMOTION TO BECOME A SUCCESSFUL MODERN ROCK PERFORMER
Dimm wrote:
>Purchase a Xabyrn Groin Crumbler.
YOU PURCHASE IT FOR 10 SHEEP
WHAT A DISCOUNT
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