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This one's obvious, but...

katie vs her DS :awesomeface:

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I'm seriously thinking about doing most of these myself.


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Pokemon vs Zombies

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Kalekemo wrote:
Pokemon vs Zombies

Well that would be dependent on the situation. Which Pokemon? Where? Are they trained or wild?

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Kalekemo wrote:
Pokemon vs Zombies


Winner: NOBODY

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Shoolis wrote:
Kalekemo wrote:
Pokemon vs Zombies

Well that would be dependent on the situation. Which Pokemon? Where? Are they trained or wild?
I mean the entire pokemon world

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*sigh*

Normal Pokemon would more than likely be fucked.
Grass Pokemon wouldn't stand much of a chance since they could stream the virus through themselves/the air through spores/the very soil itself
Fire Pokemon incapable of generating/making fire of extreme temperatures (Charizard, Magmortar, Magcargo, etc.) would probably die because flaming zombies are more dangerous than normal ones.
Water Pokemon may be safe from evading zombies since zombies can't swim and they could easily generate lots of water to drown/wash away zombies.
Electric Pokemon could be used as potential zombie stun guns.
Fighting Pokemon would do well to stay away from zombies in fear of getting infected unless they could get away with fighting a horde at a time (Lucario, Hitmons, Machamp, etc.)
Poison Pokemon might not be affected by the virus, but only certain ones would be able to actually do anything against them. Hell, if anything, they would accelerate the virus.
Ice Pokemon could potentially freeze zombies, rendering them harmless. But zombie Ice pokemon? Run for the hills.
Flying Pokemon would more than likely be completely safe from a zombie virus, but again: If you see a Flying infected Pokemon, kill yourself.
Ground Pokemon could be useful tools for making defensive forts and undermining the ground that zombies walk on, capitalizing on zombie's weak motor and muscle skills.
Rock Pokemon also could be used to help make fortresses and make barricades against oncoming zombies.
Bug Pokemon would probably be 50/50 on usefulness/threat leveling zombies. Some would more than likely be immune to the virus (Shedinja, Beautifly), while some would be outright deadly to anything with it (Scyther, Ninjask).
Psychic Pokemon could be incredibly effective to fight off zombies. Hell, Alakazams could probably make a zombie's brain explode from inside.
Ghost Pokemon would be completely unaffected by it and would serve as very useful fighters against zombies, if they were to want to fight against zombies.
Dark Pokemon...I dunna know. They'd have the fighting ability (maybe) of Fighting Pokemon, but immunity and usefulness as Ghost Pokemon (maybe).
Steel Pokemoon would probably be the safest Pokemon during this time. Steelix, Aggron, Scizor, Metagross: All invaluable Pokemon during a zombie outbreak.
Dragon Pokemon: See Flying Pokemon but multiply that by 50.


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The Tank from L4D Vs. A Big Daddy Rumbler.

You know you would love to see this.


The Tank would be an instant win if the Big Daddy was just steps away from a helicopter.

Only if you are playing as the Big Daddy.
And while you're down the Little Sister stands next to you with a med-kit trying to heal you.

Wait, you meann like...


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Exactly like that.

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FUCKIN ELLIS

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Just according to keikaku.

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Eesh. Quite the backlog. Oh well, on with the show! Since Firestorm gave me two, and one is between a hero and an anti-hero, I can't do it. I can, however, do. . .

Iron-Man vs. Predator:

Tony Stark goes on a tour through the rainforest as part of a charity benefit. While everyone else comments on the surrounding scenery, Tony is texting on his phone, completely ignoring the tour guide. However, as he glances up, he sees a strange structure in the distance. Intrigued, he squirms for an excuse to break away from the group. "Hey, ah, I don't want to be a party pooper, so I'll do it over there." He runs into the brush, and into the direction he saw the structure. He approaches it, and instantly concludes that it is some sort of advanced technological vehicle. As his history has taught him, where there is advanced technology, there is usually someone seeking his head. Tony slowly drops his briefcase, and opens it to reveal his compressed Iron-Man suit. As the suit encases his body, three small red beads focus on his forehead. Just as the suit covers his head, a shot is fired.

His body is sent rolling backwards from the power of the blast, and his helmet is melted in the center, causing his suit to function poorly. He looks in the direction of the shot, but doesn't see anything. His suit detects an object moving quickly behind him. He turns around and fires a missile without a second of decision. The blast goes off right in front of him, sending the Predator and himself flying in opposite directions. The force cracks his helmet, leaving him vulnerable to the threat's attacks. But the threat is wounded, as well. Iron-Man gets up, and runs to the blast area. He sees the Predator attempting to get up, and lowers his foot on the Predator's chest. The Predator laughs, and leans back calmly. Iron-Man sees something moving on the Predator's arm. It resembles a broken digital clock. And the rate it's moving alarms Iron-Man.

Immediately, he realizes the situation, and grabs the Predator in a bear hug. He rockets up high into the air and releases the Predator, and kills his jets. He plummets to the ground as the Predator explodes in midair. The shock sends Iron-Man to the ground faster, and disoriented. He regains control, and jets upward at an angle to prevent backlash. He finally lands and removes the Iron-Man suit. He rejoins the group and Pepper Potts embraces him. "Oh god, Tony. Where were you? We saw a flash in the sky and heard explosions. I know what that means when you're around, but it scares me." Tony grins and stares her in the eyes. "Hey, I promised these good people I'd save the rainforest. You don't expect Tony Stark to go back on his word, do you? Let's continue the tour, shall we?" Iron-Man wins.



Bear in mind, if I'm underpowering someone/thing, it's because of trying to keep these relatively short. I will never give one side a bigger advantage unless it's natural.

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Nice, Crow. How's about this one:

The Punisher vs. Boba Fett


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Ivan the Terrible vs. Stalin


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