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Shoolis
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>Use your godly powers to ban clothing forever. FOREVER. FOREVER.

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ask zeus if you are still BROS
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(God daisies it, Kalekemo, I lost the game >:U)

Kalekemo wrote:
>Wish to win the game


>You decide to wish to be able to WIN THE GAME. You are now immune to LOST THE GAME STATUS.

Sloth wrote:
>Wish for Aphrodite 2.o

>Wish for a space ship


>You have acquired 1 APHRODITE, GODDESS OF LOVE and 1 SPACE SHIP

Fooflyer wrote:
>wish to have zeus as your sidekick


>ZEUS is now your TRUSTY SIDEKICK.

Deiphobus wrote:
>ask zeus-you (or you-zeus) what even happened in the last few pages


>ZEUS tells you that he honestly has no fucking idea what's been happening.

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>Use your godly powers to ban clothing forever. FOREVER. FOREVER.


>CLOTH is now an ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE. ZEUS and BOTH APHRODITES relinquish themselves of their ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES.

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ask zeus if you are still BROS


>"Of course we are! Besides, now we both have HOT WIVES."
>ZEUS propositions another HIGH-FIVE from you.

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>Level 10 Magical High Five
>Give Zeus some superpowers so he can be at least sort of useful.

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> Summon a grue. Kick it in it's reproductive organs.

>Proceed into space for adventures.

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>Make love to hot wife.

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Sloth wrote:
> Summon a grue. Kick it in it's reproductive organs.

>Proceed into space for adventures.


and thats how Infocom developed Planetfall.
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>Force Aphrodities to make out with each other. switch back bodies with zeuss but keep his magical powers

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Shoolis wrote:
>Level 10 Magical High Five
>Give Zeus some superpowers so he can be at least sort of useful.


>The LEVEL 10 MAGICAL HIGH FIVE sends RIPPLES OF BADASS across the COSMOS. Now the ENTIRE UNIVERSE knows of your BADASSERY.
>You have acquired a PERMANENT x10% BOOST TO YOUR BADASSERY STAT

>You toss a LIGHTNING BOLT at ZEUS, giving him a USEFUL SUPER-POWER that is yet to be revealed/decided.

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> Summon a grue. Kick it in it's reproductive organs.

>Proceed into space for adventures.


>You summon up a GRUE. Its GROTESQUE FEATURES remind you that you are AFFLICTED with INDIGESTION. ZEUS BLOWS CHUNKS all over the GOD daisies GRUE.
>You decide the tiny GOD daisies GRUE is in need of a GOOD KICKING, so you DELIVER JUDGMENT unto its GOD daisies GRUE FACE with your BADASS ZEUS-FOOT.
>The GRUE is now your PET. Give GRUE a nickname?

>You, ZEUS, and your HOT WIVES hop into your SPACE SHIP and PROCEED TO SPACE to do SPACEY THINGS.

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>Make love to hot wife.


>To pass the time, as going to SPACE takes a while, you and ZEUS have a VERY HOT FOUR-WAY with your HOT WIVES.

>You arrive in SPACE, your WOMEN are SATISFIED.

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> Name Grue Walter

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>Land on a moon

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>Look for alien gods to fight.

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> Name grue Sinatra. Teach it to sing

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>Name Grue Fertle.

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