BANANA wrote:
Am I really doing this why am I doing this, God
Because you can.
Myk wrote:
Which God are you?
Think of me as a mix between Jesus, Buddha, and Christian Slater.
Trygve wrote:
Are you the Allfather?
Did you give up your one eye for the knowledge af the vorld?
No and no.
Nachalnik wrote:
holy shit i love this user!
WHY AM I A CRIPPLE?!
Because your father thought it was a good idea to 'play a little rough' with an infant.
Alexandy13 wrote:
What would they call you if you were in the mafia?
The Big One.
Tales wrote:
What would your hooker name be?
Patty Boinger.
DoNotDelete wrote:
If I'm made from God, and I'm a upstanding member of society, does that mean God is a upstanding member of society too?
I can be anything I want to be, so I guess so.
Trygve wrote:
God, are you actually a mentally handicapped boy?
I am not mentally handicapped.
scebboaliwiw wrote:
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?
I haven't- it's just that, well, when there are roughly 9 billion people on the planet and still more coming, I can't keep an eye on EVERYONE.
Creeper wrote:
What's your opinion on people who believe in polytheism?
The more the merrier.
Trygve wrote:
If Jesus is God's son, but at the same time God, doesn't that mean that he is his own father?
I am Jesus. Using my holy powers I traveled back in time and consumated with the Virgin Mary. When I was done, I became God. Thus, I am Jesus, God, my own father and my own son.
Escargotage wrote:
Do you want to visit my Farmville?
No.
Karilyn wrote:
Who loves more? You or Satan?
I should totally make that into a signature or avatar.Depends on your version of love.
Also yes make that your signature.
Karilyn wrote:
God wrote:
Tatzel wrote:
There is this movie "What Dreams May Come", a beatifull one. They say there that heaven is big enough, everyone can have their own universe in the afterlife, and shape it like they want.
Is this true?
Think of heaven as your ultimate wish- You get everything you could ever possibly want. And if that includes your own personal universe, then yes.
Can I wish for my own personal universe where I am the supreme goddess, and all the people that have hurt me in my life exist there as toys for me to punish and inflict pain on?
And an unending legion of people to love and adore me and be friends with me so I am never lonely again?
If you had such dark ambitions, you wouldn't get into Heaven in the first place.
WouldYouKindly wrote:
are you friends with Batman
actually
are you Batman
If I were the Batamn or even friends with the Batman I'd be more than too busy to answer questions on the Internet.
Bacon wrote:
So is being a homo all cool and stuff?
It's fine with me.
TheOtherMC wrote:
Whats your position on masturbation/pre-marital sex?
Masturbation is there to try to curb the desire for premarital sex. Premarital sex is only ok if you marry the person and stay married to them afterwards.
Indecisive wrote:
God, how do you explain my sister?
There is no way she was created by you.
...Satan?
Indecisive wrote:
God, why did you come to a forum full of upstanding members of society and homos?
Are you gonna be all preachy?
I hate it when people are all preachy
Even though I am neither a upstanding member of society nor a homo
I've actually been on this forum for a long time. I came here because I liked Katie's comics. And no, I will not get all preachy, even though. You know.
Being God and all.
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A WOMAN OUT OF A RIB
Well, let's think. Where are ribs usually made? In a kitchen.
Where are women usually? In a kitchen.
One day I made some ribs that were so good I decided to give them life. Sweet, slippery, and a little spicy, that rib became the first woman.
Null wrote:
WHY DID YOU STOP COUNTING THE DAYS AFTER THE SEVENTH DAY
As embarrassing as it is to say, I can't really count beyond that. That's why I made only 7 planets.
Reubo wrote:
can i have a pony
I don't know. Can you?
Game Angel wrote:
If Pinocchio said "My nose will now grow," what would happen?
Nothing. He isn't lying, and he isn't telling the truth, so, nothing.
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