AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I never got a cavity. Ever. I just listened to my parents and brushed my teeth. It isn't THAT hard. Just grab some tooth paste and your tooth brush and brush those choppers. Seriously.

You clearly don't suffer from an orange juice addiction.

I had to get a tooth pulled this one time. I was given Novocaine, but the dentist started before I was numb. Naturally I was not very cooperative, but the whole operation proceeded anyway, with the Novocaine setting in only at the very end.

Well, at least you got numbness at about the time that it would have started throbbing.

Man, and I thought I was put through alot. I had nine of my teeth surgically removed because my jaw was too big apparently. The first tooth that came out was a baby tooth, they took it out cause I was 13 and still had that tooth. Apparently the permanant tooth was way up beside my nose so they pulled that sucker down and turned it all the way around cause it was backwards. The other eight were my wisdom teeth and four other teeth.

Shit, Bacon...
What I have is nothing compared to that D:


My first cavity though was bodaciously right on the nerve inside my tooth, so even after 3 shots of novocaine, I could feel it ;-;

I didn't get novocaine. I got the drugs, and boy did I feel loopy.

I felt like I was walking on jello and marshmallows and everything was a calm blue color.

I'm so pop flyin' that I've never had any dental cavity at all. But I've got to admit that for about two years ago(now I'm 17) my dentist told me that I still had a baby tooth stuck in my upper jaw.

The reason? My upper jaw was too small for my new tooth to get down between the other theeth!

They did a painfull surgery to get out the new tooth. I got local anesthetics. (The worst about anesthetics is that I had to be awake while they cut open my palate). At first they tried to pull out the new tooth, but my jaw were still too small so they ended up by cutting the tooth in half to get it out. Funny how long it took to simply cut one tooth in half,SERIOUSLY only the SOUND from the drill was nasty. Try imagine that drill sound going on and on and on while you've got your mouth full of gross dentist instruments that splushes your mouth full of water and sucks up your spit. That makes a delicious mix of blood and water, mmmm.

By the time they finally finished they gave me some stitches between my teeth to keep the palate in place. For about a veek I was unable to both speak and eat properly.

Brushing my teeth was a pain because I had to avoid my 6 stitches and use "Corsodyl mouthwash", which tasted acidic earwax. Three weeks in Corsodyl hell EVERYmorning and EVERY night.


I still got my baby tooth in my mouth