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 Post subject: It be the size of a whale!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:21 am 
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Wish I had a long tongue.
Instead I have a fat tongue.

Edit: how did I forget how to spell tongue?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:21 am 
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Not very far. :l I can just barely reach underneath my chin and lick it.

If I pull my tongue up, I can lick my nose just fine. I just can't bend my tongue up like that otherwise though.


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my tongue's like an inch away from being able to do that >.>


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ok then...


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I can touch the bottom of my chin with my tongue.

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I constantly attempt to lick my elbow.

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can anyone here see their ears without looking in a mirror?


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I am so alone.

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Deiphobus wrote:
can anyone here see their ears without looking in a mirror?


So making me want to try!

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Snarf wrote:
I am so alone.


Why are you "alone"?


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RikuKyuutu wrote:
Snarf wrote:
I am so alone.


Why are you "alone"?


I feel no affection toward anyone. I have friends but I can't feel "love".

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"Snarf tiddies dont work like that"

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Bacon wrote:
I can touch the bottom of my chin with my tongue.
Let's make out and suffocate each other with our monsterous tongues.

Deiphobus wrote:
can anyone here see their ears without looking in a mirror?
No, my ears are almost flat against my head.

DARKLY CAN WIGGLE HIS EARS.


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I have affection for you Snarf.

It's just in the form of an ax in your shoulder.

Yes, I'm still plotting your demise.

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Snarf wrote:
RikuKyuutu wrote:
Snarf wrote:
I am so alone.


Why are you "alone"?


I feel no affection toward anyone. I have friends but I can't feel "love".


Wait, are you just messing around, or are you actually feeling this way?


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Alexandy13 wrote:
I have affection for you Snarf.

It's just in the form of an ax in your shoulder.

Yes, I'm still plotting your demise.


Your avatar went so well with that.

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