AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Throw your hat like some kind of weapon.

Tie all their tentacles together.

search for a crowbar.

Offer them all Bowler hats.

If that doesn't work kick them in the Balls.

Jab the glass in their faces and then jump kick them into the wall while making some kind of witty remark

You jab the glass into one of their faces, dealing heavy damage.

You really don't want to take that glass back.



HELL YEAH. Flying kicks are so awesome.

Unfortunately, you cannot think of a WITTY COMMENT to make it even more awesome.

If only those OMNISCIENT STRANGERS who gave you a name were around to think of one for you.

Say "It looks like you got kicked *dramatic pause* IN THE FACE".

I vote for this!
But during the pause, turn to those OMNISCIENT STRANGERS and give em a grim look before continuing the phrase

That actually wouldn't work since you kicked him in the back of the head, not the face.

You quite reasonably veto the idea.

Say, "Eat that wall! EAT IT, BITCH!!"

You know that strange taste in your mouth? That, my friend, is shame! Well, actually, some of it is probably blood. But it's mostly shame!

"looks like you might want to TentaCALL a Doctor."

Just... No...

Even THINKING about saying that atrocity causes your AWESOMETER to lose points.

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