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Trennicus
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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
[spoiler]Because she's a woman.[/spoiler]

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Wanna hear a joke?


[spoiler]Women's rights.[/spoiler]
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What do Hellen Keller's parents do to punish her?
When telling this joke, use one, not both, of these two possible answers:

Re-arrange the furniture.

Screw doorknobs to the walls.

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heres a joke that i made up
what does a swimmer call second base


the breast stroke
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MATHS JOKE

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

[spoiler]Gee-I'm-a-tree.[/spoiler]


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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date.
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What's a computer programmer's favourite snack?
[spoiler]Turn the keyboard upside down and shake.[/spoiler]

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Trennicus wrote:
What's a computer programmer's favourite snack?
[spoiler]Turn the keyboard upside down and shake.[/spoiler]

Ew...
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How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


[spoiler]Three. One to screw it in, one to deny any involvement in screwing in the lightbulb, and one to propose we cut taxes instead of screwing in lightbulbs.[/spoiler]

Yeah that joke was worse than all the other ones on here.
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Darkly Nightman wrote:
What did Zhen Ji's husband feel like when she left him for another general in battle?
[spoiler]He felt like cow pee.[/spoiler]



I always pronounced it 'cow pie'...
when i killed him, then Zhen Ji, then Cao Cao.

DYNASTY WARRIORS FTW


And now for the joke...

A giraffe, two nuns, a ghost, and a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

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How do you make guitarist play quietly?
[spoiler]Give him sheet music.[/spoiler]

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
[spoiler]$1000[/spoiler]

Why do martinis come threes in Germany?
[spoiler]You order them drei.[/spoiler]

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Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?


[spoiler]You would to if your name was AAGGGHHHARRRRRHBBBLLLHAGGHHH.[/spoiler]

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Merlin wrote:
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?


[spoiler]You would to if your name was AAGGGHHHARRRRRHBBBLLLHAGGHHH.[/spoiler]


A friend of mine told me that one LOL XD

What did 0 say to 8?

[spoiler] Nice belt. [/spoiler]
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Why did Helen Keller's first boyfriend leave her?


[spoiler]You would too, if you had the same name as the dog.[/spoiler]

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Ame no Akai wrote:
What do you call a man who's just had a severe concussion?

[spoiler]An ambulance. You inconsiderate prick, thinking of ways to make fun of him. The man's in pain![/spoiler]


So calling him an ambulance will help? This is no time for name-calling.

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