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Game Angel
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Granted, but now everyone is a pretentious snob.

I wish for the Steelers to win the Super Bowl.

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae
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Granted but they never win anything again after that.

I wish I could draw better.

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Granted, but you drew a realistic penis

I wish I can stop be addicted to the internet


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Granted, but now you're addicted to men.

I wish I understood Math.

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Granted. You go insane.

I wish my cockatoo would stop screaming! :x

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Granted, but a virus downloads itself to your PC

I wish I could stop eating
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Granted, but a virus downloads itself to your PC

I wish I could stop eating


Granted, but you never eat again.

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Dzone
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Granted, but a virus downloads itself to your PC

I wish I could stop eating


Granted, but you never eat again.


Wish plz.

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You get a wish, only to realize that you cannot corrupt it in any way, shape, or form.

I wish for a unicycle with eight pedals.
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Granted, but you don't know how the hell to ride on it

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Granted, but now a thousand upstanding members of society are disappointing my parents you.

I wish for a paper.

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But of course

But then you realise that the paper was in fact the skin ripped from your back, so now you have to go about your day with a skinless back.

I wish that I could ride my 8 pedaled unicycle


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Granted but the clowns are jealous and murder you.

I wish I had a pet rat.

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Grant'd, but it crawls up yer arse.
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Game Angel
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I'm just gonna pretend you have a wish.

Granted, but then it shoots you in the face after becoming a sentient being.

I wish that.

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