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 Post subject: i weigh 320 lbs and it's not fucking muscle
PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 7:55 pm 
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Thanks to whomever voted me as coolest member. You will be spared.

IT WAS A PUUUUUUUUUUN.

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DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO? Award for the Most Fit:
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Who the fuck???

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 Post subject: Re: ****AZ CIRCLEJERK AWARD 2014 RESULTS ARE IN, BITCHES***
PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 8:09 pm 
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Exeres wrote:
RikuKyuutu wrote:
DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO? Award for the Most Fit:
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Who the fuck???


I think that was me???? I didn't know who to vote for in that category.

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 Post subject: madican i am looking at you
PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 8:11 pm 
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Someone fetch that picture of me in a bathtub full of chocolate.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: ****AZ CIRCLEJERK AWARD 2014 RESULTS ARE IN, BITCHES***
PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 8:12 pm 
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It's valid. didn't you lose weight/gain muscle or something from your job?

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 Post subject: Re: ****AZ CIRCLEJERK AWARD 2014 RESULTS ARE IN, BITCHES***
PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 8:13 pm 
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Also thank you to whoever voted me Best Runner Up. I'll be funny and awkward for as long as I unintentionally continue to do so.

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 Post subject: Re: ****AZ CIRCLEJERK AWARD 2014 RESULTS ARE IN, BITCHES***
PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 8:19 pm 
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Maybe next year. I was kind of surprised at tales, but i guess he has momentum on his side.

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 Post subject: Exeres has always been great at body slams
PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 8:32 pm 
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Exeres wrote:
Valbrandur wrote:
Thanks to whomever voted me as coolest member. You will be spared.

IT WAS A PUUUUUUUUUUN.


Chill out Exeres, I got it

Exeres wrote:
RikuKyuutu wrote:
DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO? Award for the Most Fit:
1 Exeres

Who the fuck???


Maybe they were using sumo wrestler standards


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 Post subject: Re: ****AZ CIRCLEJERK AWARD 2014 RESULTS ARE IN, BITCHES***
PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 8:51 pm 
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Pro Tip: if you want people to vote for you as prettiest, post pretty pictures. That will (mostly) help them to vote you in the right category also.

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 Post subject: Re: ****AZ CIRCLEJERK AWARD 2014 RESULTS ARE IN, BITCHES***
PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 8:57 pm 
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Pro Tip: if you want people to vote for you as prettiest, post pretty pictures. That will (mostly) help them to vote you in the right category also.

Or have met enough people IRL.

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 Post subject: Re: ****AZ CIRCLEJERK AWARD 2014 RESULTS ARE IN, BITCHES***
PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:01 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: ****AZ CIRCLEJERK AWARD 2014 RESULTS ARE IN, BITCHES***
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 Post subject: Re: ****AZ CIRCLEJERK AWARD 2014 RESULTS ARE IN, BITCHES***
PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:03 pm 
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Yeeeeah. Its hard to know what people look like if they dont post pics semi-often.
Nobody has the time to scroll through the whole pics thread

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 Post subject: Re: ****AZ CIRCLEJERK AWARD 2014 RESULTS ARE IN, BITCHES***
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Terraem wrote:
Pro Tip: if you want people to vote for you as prettiest, post pretty pictures.

Why can't you accept that I'm pretty on the inside?!

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 Post subject: Re: ****AZ CIRCLEJERK AWARD 2014 RESULTS ARE IN, BITCHES***
PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:10 pm 
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Yeeeeah. Its hard to know what people look like if they dont post pics semi-often.
Nobody has the time to scroll through the whole pics thread

Everyone can just believe me when I say that I'm the most attractive person. Not a reason to question it at all or ask for evidence. No reason at all.

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 Post subject: Re: ****AZ CIRCLEJERK AWARD 2014 RESULTS ARE IN, BITCHES***
PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 10:05 pm 
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Should have told us that before we all voted. There's always next year.

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