AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Rule 808: At least you're not the one who is constantly online 24/7
Rule 809: Insaniquarium has abducted my life.
Rule 810: AHHHH

Rule 811: I would probably be playing that right now if my computer didn't suck so bad.
Rule 812: I AGREE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Rule 813: Imma get a new one like August 18th.
Rule 814: WOO.
Rule 815: I'm hungry.
Rule 816: My fingers forgot how to type.
Rule 817: CLICK AS FAST AS YOU CAN DEUCE THE FISH ARE HUNGRY,
Rule 818: How come you haven't upgraded the egg yet?

Rule 819: ZOMGFISH
Rule 820: ZOMGFISH

Rule 821: ZOMGGRAPHICS
Rule 822: ZOMGSNAIL

Rule 823: Because I was having fun with constantly buying guppies and contantly feeding them.
Rule 824: I DIDN'T LOSE A SINGLE ONE.

rule 825: At least you still have zoidberg

Rule 826: INVERSE MATRIX!
Rule 827: YOU DON'T CALL ME UNCLE TOM!
Rule 828: SHUT UP AND THROW A CHAIR!
Rule 829: STUPID ZEROS!
Rule 830: Someone should draw my awesome idea.
Rule 831: Its where everyone's rustled at BoN
Rule 832: Because the mana pool,
Rule 833: Screwed up everybody.
Rule 834: :awesome:
Rule 835: And BoN would be a dragon...... With booty wings.
Rule 836: I DON'T LIKE INSANE AQUARIUM!

Rule 826: You all still have Zoidberg!

Rule 837: They're noses with bees in them, Uncle Tom.
Rule 838: Unless I have both booty wings and nosed tail?
Rule 839: Yes.
Rule 840: Hey, I got screwed up too, I have to fly upside-down!
Rule 841: I like dragons.
Rule 842: :awesome:
Rule 843: Your fish are looking tasty, Deuce.
Rule 844: My iPod still looks more appetizing though.
Rule 845: What'd you turn into in the mana pool, anyways?
Rule 846: We need a bigger gym.
Rule 847: One the size of 15 gyms.
Rule 848: Then the bungee jumping will become possible.
Rule 849: And the heaping beauty of junk.
Rule 850: My virtual trash is being emptied at a rate of 0 hours per second.
Rule 851: Is that good or bad?
Rule 852: I left my iPod on all night and it's been charging for 5 hours.
Rule 853: I'm blaming this computer.
Rule 854: *deskface*
Rule 855: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE. :awesome:

EDIT: WAT TEH EFF PHAT. PHAIL THIRDTH.

Rule 856: The quality of a Sonic game is inversely related to the number of Sonic's "friends" that get involved in the game.

Rule 857: AWESOME STRAWBERRY SAUCE!
Rule 858: We NEED a good reason.
Rule 859: For what you get screwed up into.
Rule 860: In the mana pool.
Rule 861: Maybe what was on your mind.
Rule 862: Like, BoN was reading a book about dragons.
Rule 863: And Deuce was talking to someone about her uh-ma-uhm or whatever Deuce is.
Rule 864: Does that work?
Rule 865: I went to a Baseball game.
Rule 866: IT SUCKED!
Rule 867: And got rained out...
Rule 868: And attacked by hornets....
Rule 869: Rule 856 is CORRECT!

Rule 870: UNCLE TOM
Rule 871: Hey, you aren't my uncle!
Rule 872: You never said what you turned into in the mana pool!
Rule 873: Me reading a book about fantasy seems more realistic.
Rule 874: I still can't breathe fire.
Rule 875: Which really sucks.
Rule 876: See, I'll show you.
Rule 877: *blaaaaaaah*
Rule 878: Nope, no fire.
Rule 879: Tons of hot breath, though.
Rule 880: Nyaaaa...
Rule 881: Wait what did Deuce turn into again.
Rule 882: Gwendolyn has booty wings.
Rule 883: I suppose they're not really booty wings though.
Rule 884: Seeing as they're detachable with magic...
Rule 885: They still connect to her booty though.
Rule 886: Hips are close enough.
Rule 887: That seems like one of the most awkward places to have wings.
Rule 888: WOOHOO CHINESE LUCKY.
Rule 889: Take that, KA-DOOM!

Rule 890: Let's do some basic logic
Rule 891: School sucks
Rule 892: Work sucks
Rule 893: Therefore, working while in school is suicidal
Rule 894: Makes perfect sense, no?
Rule 895: The fortress thread grows by a couple of pages every time I log on
Rule 896: So I don't check it anymore
Rule 897: I want Rule 900
Rule 898: Taking up
Rule 899: Space...
Rule 900: ALL MINE!

Rule 901: Seriously where is everyone.
Rule 902: Having Chinese school on Saturdays sucks.
Rule 903: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rule 904: Why is my computer so slow?
Rule 905: And apparently AIM refuses to work on my computer.
Rule 906: This was certainly expected.
Rule 907: I think I might have it on the other one though.
Rule 908: I'm worried about the whole YOU HAVEN'T UPDATED IN YEARS DOWNLOAD THIS NOW thing.
Rule 909: Why isn't the fortress thread growing anymore? D:
Rule 910: And where is everyone?
Rule 911: AHHH TERRORISTS
Rule 912: *cough*
Rule 913: BOOOOOREEEEED.

Rule 913: We're coming up on 100 rules!
Rule 914: We need more lessons
Lesson 915: :awesome: