Bad Jokes

Explotaro · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:32 pm

You know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.

Bill Nye the Science Guy · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:37 pm

Captain_Nick wrote:

Stop me if you heard this one

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they can't change anything

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

12.

One to screw it in,
one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",
one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
one to blame men for not changing the bulb,
one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,
one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,
and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary

Alex · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:41 pm

what's the difference between a sports car and a dead baby

i don't eat dead babies

Explotaro · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:43 pm

What's the difference between 20 and 19?
1

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:04 pm

I'm confused, is this a thread for jokes that aren't funny, jokes that are horrifying, or jokes that are so horrifying they become funny? Or all of the above?

Nefarious Bear · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:09 pm

All of the above, and THEN some.

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

This is the thread for jokes.Sometimes there will be good ones, but it's all subjective anyway. And as Katie once suggested, self criticism leads to more positive feedback.

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:32 pm

I'm just looking for clarification. There was another forum where we did this. It was five pages of dead baby and pedo-rape jokes, but I tell one bad black joke and suddenly it was too far.

Captain_Nick · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:35 pm

What do you call a guy who is confused about this thread?
Exeres

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:36 pm

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about me?
DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER

Kira · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:38 pm

Exeres wrote:

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about me?
DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER

Moral: Don't pick on Exeres or you will die, become a zombie, and have sex with his mom.

Captain_Nick · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:40 pm

If me and Exeres get into a fight it will eventually turn into a stand-still for like 8 months and will eventually turn into a war of attrition, and I have a lot microwave dinners... so...

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:41 pm

If you die in the Internet, you die in real life.

Captain_Nick · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:42 pm

I will cut your supply lines SO HARD!!!

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

The only way to kill a person on the Internet is to hack their Facebook and delete it. For that is their phylactery.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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