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Mr. Mander · **Posted:** Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:02 pm

I've had a swollen lump in my ear for a few days which has apparently burst. Every time I stick something in my ear it comes out covered in pus, blood, and an unidentifiable third substance.

Sollix · **Posted:** Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:18 pm

SaintCrazy wrote:

I stopped counting days a long time ago. Now I just kinda read the signs.

There's a noticeable cycle of, erm, ooze down there that changes as it gets closer (runny, sticky, or nonexistent), plus a few days before I will have headaches, sometimes nausea (though that could be caused by any number of things) and inexplicable emotional swings.

If I ever feel really upset at something really stupid (like someone interrupting me or something) then I can usually count on my period starting in the next day or two.

Im glad im not the only one who dosnt count days,
I know that when my tiddies get sore that img onna bleed withingt a week or a week anad a half. same with the mood swings. aparenty im a real cunt when in close to my period.

Chloemew · **Posted:** Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:23 pm

I don't really get mood swings, but I can usually tell when my period's imminent because I'll suddenly break out in a bunch of spots for seemingly no reason. :1

owenster · **Posted:** Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:37 pm

Mr. Mander wrote:

I've had a swollen lump in my ear for a few days which has apparently burst. Every time I stick something in my ear it comes out covered in pus, blood, and an unidentifiable third substance.

Speaking of ears, I've been feeling like my ears are clogged every now and then but Q tips and water and what not don't bring anything out. So I'm thinking it might have something to do with the fact that my jaw has been hurting and it's just traveling around.

betrippin · **Posted:** Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:57 pm

So I shaved my legs

I only slightly regret this decision

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Sat Oct 06, 2012 12:12 am

Fuck shaving. I'm going to be wearing long pants soon anyway.

The Idiotic Oracle · **Posted:** Sat Oct 06, 2012 12:32 am

my poop was of a weird consistancy and now the inside of my butt feels sticky

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Sat Oct 06, 2012 12:43 am

A good way to avoid the itchy horrible burn of after shaving your legs for the first time is to rub polysporin all over your legs.

it works for me

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Sat Oct 06, 2012 5:45 am

I have a huge pain in my booty like I desperately need to shit but nothing will come out.

Sollix · **Posted:** Sat Oct 06, 2012 10:26 am

Huge zit on my chin that just isnt ready yet.
Eug, I wanna pop it SO BADLY

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

my jaw has been acting up today and i can't actually fit food into my mouth at the moment

i had some soft bread that i flattened which i got in but i couldn't really chew it properly but i got it down

Rullett · **Posted:** Sat Oct 06, 2012 12:17 pm

When I get up in the morning, the cleaner is always in and fussing about in the toilet. So I go for a shower and pee in there instead.

Turbro · **Joined:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:11 am **Posts:** 5475

If the water is being washed down the drain and you clean your feet I really don't see what's so horribly disgusting about peeing in the shower.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sat Oct 06, 2012 7:04 pm

I try to aim for the hole, it's like a game.

Shoolis · **Posted:** Sat Oct 06, 2012 7:50 pm

Shoolis wonders about casual nudity with friends

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