AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You have drawn the ire of a Pop Goddess.

AZ is forever ruined.

Wa-
Was that made by a human as a joke?

Jesus there's a three-day-old SCP thread on the forum

Yeah, umm, can we take care of these new ones?

They are gone. The forum is borked and not showing them as deleted. If you click to open them, you either get an error message, or "the selected topic does not exist."

So when, exactly, is the forum getting fixed? Because there's a lot of shit wrong with it.

Dunno. I'm not in contact with Fearless Leader Katie.

I ordered cialis from the cialis thread but it hasn't arrived. I'd like to speak to customer service.

The Cialis or the thread?

And thus as we beheld the end times from the top of the mountains of bots, we cried out for mercy.

"Oh Great Great Handsome Oppressor, where art thou!" they cried, "Why hast thou forsaken us!"

And the Great Handsome Oppressor merely laughed as we drowned in the seas of bots selling ugg boots and celebrity porn....

Dear lord there are so many spambots

Error or not, this is still kind of terrifying.

Alright, I have an idea. Let's Springfield this forum elsewhere. Everyone copy down one thread, just one, on some other software (Notepad, Word, scrap paper, sidewalk in chalk) and we'll just paste those threads on the new server. Does anybody here know how to download a server?

go to pirate bay and just like start randomly downloading .exe files

im sure one of them is a server