AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Wish I could find a nice lady like Googlebot.

Am I allowed to volunteer to be interviewed now?

huh maybe i should ask to get interviewed again the last time i remember i think it was last year

things have changed since then

as in I'm totally enveloped in a different RP this time and i like homestuck and super sentai now

Random thought Burnt, why not get someone to help you with these? Seems like everyone wants to be interviewed now.

Not just everyone, some people want to be interviewed twice.

I don't want to bother you Shreds, but when am I getting interviewed?
And Holy shit meme faces. Not even living in a different country with a different language stops them from getting everywhere on my friends' Facebook wall, it's annoying as hell

I'll interview you when I see you on the forum today.

How am I just finding out about this thread now?

Burnt, I wouldn't mind being interviewed, if ya don't mind.

Burnt, I liked your old Haruko avatar better.

BurntToShreds Interviews: Dedivax

Now, right off the bat, are you male or female?

I'm pretty sure I don't have bumps on my chest

Right. Now where did you come up with your username? It's pretty cool.

The first forum I ever joined was a smallish italian Kingdom Hearts community back when the second one came out, and since I was still fanboying over it I decided to make a KH-related nick. So I made an anagram of my real name (Davide), threw an x in there and voilà! I had an Org XIII name!

Oh, so you live in Italy? What's it like right now? Anything interesting to do there besides look at art?

Italy's a nice place, although as you probably know our government is shit.
If you want to look at sports you can go at one of our many stadiums to look at soccer matches or at douchebags endlessly arguing over which team is better

Yeah, I heard about how the Prime Minister sucks. Now your avatar; is it an ORIGINAL CHARACTER or is it someone from the actual Homestuck comic?

It's an ORIGINAL CHARACTER I made for the AZSTUCK RP

I see. Now what webcomics do you read besides Homestuck?

Well I read Brawl in The Family, xkcd, Penny Arcade and Dr. Mcninja. There's also another small gaming webcomic I read called Embarassing Undead, but it's neither famous nor good

I love Brawl In The Family. Now, let's wrap this up. As you know, the Internet is full of people with overinflated egos. What would you do to take these people down a few notches?

This.

Brilliant

(I interviewed Dedivax last night, I just didn't have time to put it up. I'm going to interview someone else today.)

BurntToShreds Interviews: Alex

Now right off the bat, are you male or female?

Male.

Alright. Is Alex your real name, and if not, why did you decide to use it?

Yeah, Alex is my real name. The main reason I used it for my username is because I couldn't think of anything creative. I thought about changing it once, but I decided against it since I think it's sort of funny how plain it is.

That makes sense. Now, what do you do in your spare time besides browsing AZ?

I play video games, listen to music, and I play the drums as well as mess around with the guitar and keyboard. Other than the things I do for fun, I'm a senior in high school right now, so there's that.

My friend plays drums in a band. He's pretty good. Now what webcomics do you read? Could you recommend some to us?

Besides Awkward Zombie, I read Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, XKCD, Nedroid, Brawl in the Family, The Perry Bible Fellowship, Cyanide and Happiness, and Boxer Hockey. I'd suggest looking up SMBC and PBF, they've probably made me laugh more than any other comics I've read combined.

Now, about your avatar, what is it from? It looks like a movie or sitcom about school...

t's Gordon Gano, the frontman of the band Violent Femmes, playing a substitute teacher named Mr. Zank in my all-time favorite show, The Adventures of Pete and Pete. One of my favorite things about the show is how many guest stars they got that were pretty popular at the time, even though it was a Snick show with a budget lower than Blues Clues.

I loved Pete and Pete so much. It was how they took average things (Like the death of a pet) and turn it into the absurd (creating a memorial eternal flame for the pet). Now as you know, the Internet is full of people with overinflated egos. What would you do to take them down a few notches?

Trying to deal with someone with a big ego on the internet is like trying to beat someone up with a feather. But if I had to, I'd try to make them feel like whatever I'm saying is about them, and not about the people they're bugging, and try to come up with a reason that whatever they're doing is only harming themselves, such as if if I was dealing with someone who refused to listen to constructive criticism on deviantArt. I would only deal with a person like that if they called me out. I wouldn't call them out or anything (Unless they were doing something that was harmful to someone else), as that would be pretty egotistical of myself.

BurntToShreds Interviews: Komodoensis

Now, right off the bat, are you male or female?

Shit, now I've got to think of witty things. But yeah, I have testicles.

'Kay. Now let's talk Pokemon. Which game is your favorite and why?

Hmm. Favorite Pokemon game...

Silver. Pokemon Silver means quite a bit to me. It was really my first video game. I still have the daisies thing, too. Still works. So many fond memories. Memories of endlessly grinding my Feraligatr, SeaDragon, to make him the fucking best Feraligatr. Then somehow being able to breed him with an Azumarill and get 7 totodile sons. Strange thing is, though, he is male, and somehow, the Azumarill is now, too. Was the closest I ever got to successfully raising a level 100 pokemon, which I have still never accomplished. He was level 93, and was the shit.

Funny thing is, though. I actually did NOT like Ekans/Arbok way back then. Never even considered having one. Just my badass blue crocodile. I started liking Arbok when I got SoulSilver, because I had to have the remake of the game which was my childhood.

Yeah, I have fond memories of Pokemon Silver as well. Now, is Arbok your favorite Pokemon, or do you just like using hims as your avatar?

Well, I have several favorites. Them being Arbok, Feraligatr, Pinsir, and a few others, like Aerodactyl, and Scrafty. But as of now, Arbok is on top. I still have to thank [CN] for giving me the Avatar when I first joined a year ago. Dude is still fucking cool. Even though ya don't see him all too often.

On another note. I am fucking hungry. Like, daisies, I can eat a shit ton of food right about now.

Al..right then? While we're on that subject, what kind of food is your favorite?

Deep fried Orphans.

Nah, but I'd say, I'm a fan of Spicy/Sour foods. Like, I wouldn't mind some Buffalo Chicken right about now. Or just some chicken in general. Or soup. Soup is fucking great. Shame I think I'm out.
I need to stop eating meals at strange times of the day, as well. I mean, its fucking 10 PM where I am, and I'm contemplating dinner. No wonder my sleep schedule is so messed up. Ahh well. A classy man's gotta do what a classy man's gotta do.

I like Orphan T-Bone myself. So what do you do besides browsing Internet forums and eating food? Do you have any hobbies that are out of the ordinary?

Hmm, hobbies, hobbies..

Well, I do the usual dosage of Vidya. Hanging out with bros, used to go fishing quite a bit, do a bit of drawing, as well. Never got to posting any. And I also *coughwatchmlpcough*. I've also contemplated on making a Youtube Vidya Walkthrough series, but, ehh. Anything else I haven't mentioned...? Nnnope.

Any more questions?

One last one. If you could choose one website to erase from existence, which one would it be?

Erase one website? Huh. This is slightly tough. I mean, shit. I'm on the internet enough that I go on plenty of websites that well, I don't fee like I'd have erased. I mean, shit, I am a member of "anonymous," if you'd call going on 4chan that. I really have seen enoguh that I do not want stuff erased permenantly. It'd be funny seeing some places gone, though. But, if I were to erase ONE website from existance, I'd choose the old forum I went on before, an RP forum. I tried to erase it, but got lazy and left fatal parts still standing, and it didn't go down like I hoped. But, if I could, I'd get rid of that. It's a long story, but, yeah. I'd like to see that site gone.

That concludes the interview. In other news, why doesn't anybody care about this thread any more ;_;

Maybe if the questions were more pressing, embarrassing, or downright harassing, we'd be more interested. CATER TO YOUR FANBASE, BURNT.

But I don't want to offend anyone ;n;