AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Yes.

These messages are being posted by the entity that crawled out of the new hole in my skin. It is still typing from my point of view.

Reminds me of when I had warts spread over my toes, disappeared by themselves luckily.

Now I just have white rough skin on my feet which tend to rub off somewhat easily after a shower.

When I had a wart on the outside of my big toe, I just pulled at the little tentacley bits until it died and I turned out just fine.

Welp, blood from my butt again. At first I thought I was fine because I was only wiping off very minuscule amounts of blood, but then suddenly I thought I had more shit coming out. But then some blood, by itself, just kind of dropped out.
Going
to
the doctor.
...
If I can avoid feeling like this (yes, memegenerator, I know).
Edit: whoops fail tag

O hey. I had that. You may have torw your colon!

Wheres oracles doctor now gif?

2+ hour class spent next to a woman who was going to town on her nose crust. Just out of the corner of my eye, I almost couldn't pay attention to the teacher because she was doing it for the entire fucking class.

i wish i was full-bear mode hairy
i wouldn't say it's attractive per say but daisies if it doesn't look cool/have charm
all of my bear friends are really ashamed by it, though

If I'm anything like my brother it won't be until I'm 20 when I start to actually get hairy
It wouldn't bug me if it weren't for the mild chicken skin I have all over my arms and legs, but at least the bumps don't have much noticeable color I guess

I wish it wasn't apparently socially unacceptable for women to have body hair. Mine grows like the dickens and it's such a pain to keep on top of, to the point that I just don't bother unless I need/have a reason to. On the upside, it does make that smooth feeling all the nicer when I do have it.

i can't remember if i had my period this month or not

I tend to get that. Doesn't help that there still doesn't seem to be a rhythm to mine even after 7 or 8 years or however long it's been since my first one. My body is dumb.

I stopped counting days a long time ago. Now I just kinda read the signs.

There's a noticeable cycle of, erm, ooze down there that changes as it gets closer (runny, sticky, or nonexistent), plus a few days before I will have headaches, sometimes nausea (though that could be caused by any number of things) and inexplicable emotional swings.

If I ever feel really upset at something really stupid (like someone interrupting me or something) then I can usually count on my period starting in the next day or two.

jesus fucking christ, save my anus. Anus 2012. Huge shit building up pain through abdomen. Thought I ate something bad, felt like I was going to vomit, so I hurried the process. Didn't do anything. Fun.
Suddenly Goliath himself presses against my spincter as I give birth to a demon of faeces and intestinal pain.There is singing, there is dancing, there is feasting. It is over

Went to the doctor to get something checked out, they offer to clean out my ears for free because apparently my right ear had a bunch of wax built up

HOLY GOD THEY PULLED OUT THIS HUGE CHUNK THAT WAS LIKE BLACK AND RIDICULOUS

I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING NOW