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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:05 pm 
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Yes.

These messages are being posted by the entity that crawled out of the new hole in my skin. It is still typing from my point of view.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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Reminds me of when I had warts spread over my toes, disappeared by themselves luckily.

Now I just have white rough skin on my feet which tend to rub off somewhat easily after a shower.


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When I had a wart on the outside of my big toe, I just pulled at the little tentacley bits until it died and I turned out just fine.

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Welp, blood from my butt again. At first I thought I was fine because I was only wiping off very minuscule amounts of blood, but then suddenly I thought I had more shit coming out. But then some blood, by itself, just kind of dropped out.
Going
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If I can avoid feeling like this (yes, memegenerator, I know).
Edit: whoops fail tag


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I'm really nervous about telling Tuxedo Mask I have stretch marks and I have no idea why because he seems to be okay with everything else about me.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:02 am 
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scebboaliwiw wrote:
Welp, blood from my butt again. At first I thought I was fine because I was only wiping off very minuscule amounts of blood, but then suddenly I thought I had more shit coming out. But then some blood, by itself, just kind of dropped out.
Going
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[ur=http://memegenerator.net/instance/24404764]If I can avoid feeling like this (yes, memegenerator, I know).[/url]


O hey. I had that. You may have torw your colon!

Wheres oracles doctor now gif?

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2+ hour class spent next to a woman who was going to town on her nose crust. Just out of the corner of my eye, I almost couldn't pay attention to the teacher because she was doing it for the entire fucking class.

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i wish i was full-bear mode hairy
i wouldn't say it's attractive per say but daisies if it doesn't look cool/have charm
all of my bear friends are really ashamed by it, though


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If I'm anything like my brother it won't be until I'm 20 when I start to actually get hairy
It wouldn't bug me if it weren't for the mild chicken skin I have all over my arms and legs, but at least the bumps don't have much noticeable color I guess


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I wish it wasn't apparently socially unacceptable for women to have body hair. Mine grows like the dickens and it's such a pain to keep on top of, to the point that I just don't bother unless I need/have a reason to. On the upside, it does make that smooth feeling all the nicer when I do have it.

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i can't remember if i had my period this month or not


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I tend to get that. Doesn't help that there still doesn't seem to be a rhythm to mine even after 7 or 8 years or however long it's been since my first one. :psyduck: My body is dumb.

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I stopped counting days a long time ago. Now I just kinda read the signs.

There's a noticeable cycle of, erm, ooze down there that changes as it gets closer (runny, sticky, or nonexistent), plus a few days before I will have headaches, sometimes nausea (though that could be caused by any number of things) and inexplicable emotional swings.

If I ever feel really upset at something really stupid (like someone interrupting me or something) then I can usually count on my period starting in the next day or two.

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jesus fucking christ, save my anus. Anus 2012. Huge shit building up pain through abdomen. Thought I ate something bad, felt like I was going to vomit, so I hurried the process. Didn't do anything. Fun.
Suddenly Goliath himself presses against my spincter as I give birth to a demon of faeces and intestinal pain.There is singing, there is dancing, there is feasting. It is over


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Went to the doctor to get something checked out, they offer to clean out my ears for free because apparently my right ear had a bunch of wax built up

HOLY GOD THEY PULLED OUT THIS HUGE CHUNK THAT WAS LIKE BLACK AND RIDICULOUS

I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING NOW

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