AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I shaved my legs for the first time since last year on a whim and I already miss my fuzz. I guess being with someone who doesn't give a shit about body hair on women stopped me feeling so self concious about it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Oh well, it'll be back in a week

You have the same regrets as Tina Belcher

Emotionally fragile people. Dealing with them. It's all a big mess.

my Bluetooth headphones just died, man now i have to find the charger

There's so many different things making fun of "all the types of internet users" but how do they keep missing "The guy who claims everything is fake"? I'm not actually sure which type of guy I'm more annoyed by though, the one who claims things that are obviously real are fake, or the guy who yells "fake!" when everyone already knows it's fake.

Okay, so our funky router has been replaced but now I can no longer access Reddit or Imgur. I don't understand!

but

but you can still Minecraft right

Yeah, Minecraft's fine.

I took forever to cook this chicken because I did it in the most inefficient way possible.

What way is that?

Tiny batches instead of all at once. I was also being super picky when I was slicing it up. Is that a tiny bit of fat/gristle/tendon/whatever? Nope can't let it slide no matter how much of a pain it was to cut it off.

I know to leave a little bit of fat for flavor, don't worry. I try to avoid the big chunks though. Though truthfully I don't know much about cooking meat in general so I really have no idea what I'm doing.

Hey, so if you're a customer service rep for a college and someone calls and says they're interested in enrolling to your school, maybe don't be an asshole and act completely disinterested in their questions and just tell them to look it up online.

Middle mouse button is on the fritz. Out for a while. In for a while.

just got rained on walking to the store, Then splashed walking back. Luckily the Mac & Cheese is still dry.