AWKWARD ZOMBIE

OK, I can do this:

White people: White chocolate/Vanilla
Black people: Chocolate/Dark Chocolate
Latino people: Caramel
Asian people: ???


Also what do we do with Native Americans/Middle Eastern types? Native Americans are distinctively different from Latino people, and legit Indians are most definitely different compared to Asians.

...This is a very racially charged discussion.

Yeah gettn sorta dumb

Also Great Handsome Oppressor/Wry I'm the same way

I think talking is a muge turnoff for me.
Especially hearing the guy talk. I think I like watching silly porn videos rather than the straight up wham bam and a thank you mam video.

There's a fine line between sexy talk and terrible porn dialogue.

The key is resisting anything directly phallic. Avoid the word "sausage" at all costs. Same with "meat".

Haha, yeah. For my part the biggest thing is that it's safe and fun and enjoyable for everybody involved. Even if the couple wants to do something unusual, it's all fine by me as long as they're having a good time and nobody is getting hurt.

Oh yes. I really hate how apparently people who make porn don't realize there is such a thing as being comfortable. And that consensual bondage is a thing.
Also speaking of porn, has anyone ever actually seen a porn title that was a pun like people keep joking about? It seems like it's always just very exact descriptions of the contents.

Porn spoofs of actual movies tend to be puns on the movie names.

Pretty sure I saw something called "Shaving Ryan's Privates" in a TV Guide once.

Oh man I'm a huge oposite to all you guys, talking turns me on immensely because I like to hear peoples voices.

This is probably why I have to have 50 Lp'ers to listen to every day, BUT ITS NOT LIKE I MASTERBATE TO THEIR VOICES D:

I pulled a wart out of my finger. It hurt. A lot. It has a bulbous rootlike thing. Also my finger is bleeding nonstop.

It's a tumor, it'll do that.

yeah that's how warts and moles work.
They have roots

You should have asked a doctor to remove it, the chance of infection is incredibly high now.