AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You skip four hours, days, years and decades into your future.

Suddenly, your an old woman who's lost all of her youth and possible education.

You die from lonliness.

Like swans.

I wish Saints Row 2 would actually download, instead of saying that it's updating 0%, when it hasn't even fully downloaded yet.

Gee, what a shameful act by Steam.

Granted but it only works anywhere but your house.

I wish I had a million d ollars.

In Soviet Russia Page gets you!

Granted.


Unfortunately, it's monopoly cheddar.

Or The Game of Life cheddar.

Whichever you prefer.


I wish for more Ned.

Granted. But the Ned you get is a ignorant retard and he tries to stab you every time you go near him.

I wish everyone i know would stop dying. (my moms friend died ;~; )

(Firstly Im sorry to hear that but I must continue the thread)
Granted. But to recieve the treatments they need, everyone you know is teleported to another world millions of lightyears away.

I wish I had a penny, a normal sized penny, a lost one that no one cares about me owning, made out of your normal penny materials, and is dangerous in no way.

(I know you'll find a way screw this up but I wanted to make it harder
)

Granted, but you find it in the bottom of the barrel of a lit cannon. Boom.

I wish I could live in the forum. I don't know why.

Granted but no avatar signature or smiley face wants to be your friend. And you cry yourself to sleep from lonliness.

I wish I could live in WOW forever and they were always releasing new content with no bugs.

Granted, but the servers are rarely up because Blizzard stopped caring.

I wish my mom's boyfriend wasn't an asshole by deleting my one character I worked so hard on.

Granted but your mom's boyfriend remains an asshole in all other ways.

I wish that there were never any more commercials and it didnt affect the economy whatsoever.

Granted.

The best part of the Superbowl is now gone.

Thanks a lot. D:



I wish i remembered to bring my jacket.

granted. But its the tread bear itchie one that your grandma gave you when you where little.

and its PANK.

I wish i had a blue potion.

Granted.

But the chu jelly went bad in your satchel before you gave it to the guy.

Instead of refilling all your health and magic, you lose all your health and magic.

You better hope you have a fairy.



I wish i had a fairy friend. <3

Granted. You got me.


I wish I had a fairy in a bottle.

That's a good thing! *joy*


Granted. You forgot the airholes.

You fairy DIES.


I wish i could meet Ganondorf.

Granted, her kidnaps you.

I wish I could meet Link~