IM Quote Thread.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2017 2:05 am

WELCOME TO 2 AM WITH TATE: WHERE THE JOKES ARE SHIT PUNS AND NOBODY ELSE HAS ENTHUSIASM FOR THE FUNNY KOREAN MUSIC MAN

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TR8ortot - Today at 2:01 AM
also hey PSY - Gentleman passed 1 billion views
Rinoko - Today at 2:02 AM
Coolio
TR8ortot - Today at 2:02 AM
i love how disingenuous that is

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TR8ortot - Today at 1:46 AM
I can't get over how much of a loser Hau is
Rinoko - Today at 1:48 AM
Haha

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Rinoko - Today at 12:50 AM
Hey
Hey Tate
TR8ortot - Today at 12:51 AM
hey K-T
if you wipe your FR run can we call it

the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event
Rinoko - Today at 12:51 AM
If a Fire-type Pokemon starts getting the urge to breed
is it
IN HEAT
TR8ortot - Today at 12:52 AM
my joke was better
and also worse
at the same time
Rinoko - Today at 12:52 AM
Wait why would we call my run that?
TR8ortot - Today at 12:52 AM
the Cretacious-Paleogene extinction event
is also known as
the Cretaceous-Tertiary (K-T) extinction
Rinoko - Today at 12:53 AM
Allllright then
TR8ortot - Today at 12:53 AM
its the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs
and almost everything else
but its K-T
like
Katie
get it
GET
IT
DO
YOU GET
IT
IT

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TR8ortot - Today at 2:32 AM
i fit the entire mattress up my booty
Rinoko - Today at 2:33 AM
Niiiice

this is what its like to be friends with me on Discord

Airra · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2017 5:07 am

Lies, you never talk to me on Discord!

Lordy · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2017 8:46 am

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Lordy - Today at 11:31 PM
oh my god
do you care at all about splatoon

Rinoko - Today at 11:33 PM
Splatoon supports trickle down economics and mandatory minimum drug sentences, so no

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Wed Jun 07, 2017 12:02 am

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Rinoko - Today at 12:00 AM
Your knowledge of the boob is astounding

i dare anybody to challenge me on this

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:13 pm

TATE DISCUSSES WONDER WOMAN (2017) WITH FRIENDS, IT DEVOLVES INTO ALTERNATE HISTORY FRIEND FICTION

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TR8ortot - Today at 11:02 PM
seriously though watch this fucking movie
its amazing
holy shit
i love it
Diana is so fucking amazing
Trevor or whatever CHris Pine's characters name is is also amazing
a WW1 hero who is such a fucking sub, lol(edited)
Rinoko - Today at 11:06 PM
TR8ortot - Today at 9:02 PM
a WW1 hero who is such a fucking sub, lol(edited)

God dammit I told them to ask before putting Rule 63 me in a movie
TR8ortot - Today at 11:06 PM
alt history Katie who is a WW1 hero?
id watch that film
fuck that ACTUALLY SOUNDS REALLY INSPIRING
Rinoko - Today at 11:07 PM
But which country was I a WW1 hero for?????
DO YOU EVEN KNOW
IT WASN'T AMERICA
TR8ortot - Today at 11:07 PM
She overcame challenges by family and friends and embraced her inner self... And now she's going to save the entire free world from the German offensive.
IT WAS BRITAIN
ALT HISTORY BRITISH KATIE
"pip pip cheerio lesbians and tea" - katie
Rinoko - Today at 11:08 PM
SNORT
TR8ortot - Today at 11:09 PM
WW1 Katie is my favorite alternate history katie
Rinoko - Today at 11:10 PM
(Actually I fought for the French Army)
TR8ortot - Today at 11:10 PM
followed closely by 69-30 BC Katie, who was the Ptolemaic Queen of Egypt
that katie is my second fav

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TR8ortot - Today at 11:14 PM
i dont speak cheese
please translate

katie said something in french for that last one

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Rinoko - Today at 11:16 PM
Tate rend mon vagin sec
TR8ortot - Today at 11:17 PM
I MAKE YOUR VAGINA DRY(edited)
THAT IS THE WORST THING ANYBODY WITH A VAGINA HAS EVER SAID TO ME

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Rinoko - Today at 11:18 PM
J'espère que Tate trouve un garçon avec un pénis grand et satisfaisant.

for this next one i translated it to english for you

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Rinoko - Today at 11:22 PM
ENJOY MY SWEET AND CUTE BREASTS, LADIES

Lordy · **Posted:** Sat Jun 10, 2017 2:21 pm

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Rinoko - Today at 5:04 AM
So
in this scenario
Quagsire is Bayonetta??????

Lordy - Today at 5:04 AM
yes
striking sexy earthquakes

Rinoko - Today at 5:04 AM
That is a horrifying thought

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Wed Jun 14, 2017 1:53 am

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TR8ortot - Today at 1:49 AM
making PLANS
for tomorrow evening
gonna take a Lyft to Dallas House of Blues for the TWRP concert
these plans are entirely for me because i have no friends (INSERT CONFETTI BALL EMOJI)
Lordy - Today at 1:49 AM
yaaayyy!

Woohoo! No friends!

Rinoko · **Posted:** Sat Jul 01, 2017 12:22 am

[Citation Needed] wrote:

but you're my only lesbian

LucarioLuvsMinecraft · **Posted:** Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:43 am

I remember the days when I still was contributing to the PMDCP discord. I was going about, as usual, when I was getting upset. Whenever I do that, I go nuts on the keyboard, and delete the post. Some guy said I could pm him and just do it to him, so I did immediately. I felt a lot better after that. He was possibly surprised.

Rinoko · **Posted:** Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:24 am

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TR8ortot - Today at 8:17 AM
babu ur a firrwirk
combon let ur colards brurst
Rinoko - Today at 8:18 AM
Make em go ELDRITCH SCREAMS FROM THE NETHER
TR8ortot - Today at 8:18 AM
Omfg
Rinoko - Today at 8:18 AM
Ur gonna leave um all in ahh ahh ahhhhhhh
TR8ortot - Today at 8:18 AM
That message is funny just reading it and also dubbing in imagined Eldritch noises
Make em go SSSHHAUURRRRRRRRGGGHHHEEEEEEEEE
Rinoko - Today at 8:19 AM
Snort
TR8ortot - Today at 8:20 AM
Make em go

Rinoko - Today at 8:21 AM
OH MY GOD
TR8ortot - Today at 8:22 AM
did that tickle ur gigglebox
Rinoko - Today at 8:22 AM
I HEAR THE LEEDLES

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:25 am

the least you could do is format it so its an image instead of URL

Rinoko · **Posted:** Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:26 am

FUCK YOU DAD I'LL POST HOW I WANT

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:28 am

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TR8ortot - Today at 12:07 AM
(in the James from Team Rocket voice) "Ungh, Jessie-"
"Did you just say Jizzie"
"unnnngh, jizzie..."
Rinoko - Today at 12:15 AM
Jizzie and Jams
And Mouth
And Wobblefoot
And booty Ketchup
TR8ortot - Today at 12:19 AM
that ones groce
dont forget Brockhard
and Meaty
im sorry this turned into porn names somehow
'Jams, Wobblefoot, and booty Ketchup'
0/10 would not jack dick
Rinoko - Today at 12:19 AM
Lt. Splurge
TR8ortot - Today at 12:20 AM
would you masturbate to a porn star named Wobblefoot
even if they were hot
they'd still sound like a drunk Hobbit
Rinoko - Today at 12:20 AM
I would masturbate to anything if it was hot

in which katie would masturbate to Wobblefoot the drunk hobbit, and also this post was pre-approved by a moderator... to some degree
so therefore the proletariats would also masturbate to Wobblefoot
all of them
one mod speaks for all

and then the bonus quote

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Rinoko - Today at 12:21 AM
I dare you to post that message to AZ
TR8ortot - Today at 12:21 AM
Great Handsome Oppressor can just send me another disapproving PM and then do nothing
i dare you to post that
actually i request that you post that
or dont
because he might ban me next time

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:17 pm

LucarioLuvsMinecraft · **Posted:** Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:51 pm

When you find out the board attachment quota has been reached...

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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