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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 7:56 pm 
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23:46 - Valbrandur: Do you have stretch marks on your dick
23:46 - Valbrandur: BECAUSE THAT IS BEING STRETCHED ALL THE TIME
23:46 - Exeres: Since I was born
23:46 - Exeres: Which reminds me
23:46 - Exeres: Is it gay to suck your own dick
23:47 - Valbrandur: its masturbation for gays
23:47 - Valbrandur: Flexigays
23:47 - Exeres: That doesn't bode well for my status as the forum's ultimate cishetmale


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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 7:50 pm 
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[7:36:25 PM] Kamek Sans: "Hulk Hogan wants to be Donald Trump's running mate in the US Presidential election"
[7:36:31 PM | Edited 7:36:37 PM] Kamek Sans: "BROTHERRRRRRR"
[7:36:41 PM] Threefolder: pfft really? omg
[7:36:53 PM] Kamek Sans: "BUILD A WALL AROUND THE COUNTRY, BROTHERRRR"
[7:37:09 PM] Threefolder: make america a giant wrestling ring
[7:37:18 PM] Kamek Sans: HOLY SHIT
[7:37:21 PM] Kamek Sans: THAT WAS THEIR PLAN
[7:37:25 PM] Kamek Sans: IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:40 am 
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[12:25:10 AM] Tateimus: oh
[12:25:13 AM] Tateimus: maybe i had too many covdka
[12:25:18 AM] Tateimus: my eyelildsa re going numb
[12:25:26 AM] Tateimus: i can KINDA still blink
[12:26:36 AM] QUEEN COMMANDER SPACEBITCH OF THE ROBOTS: too many covdka
[12:26:50 AM] Tateimus: i liik codnav
[12:26:55 AM] Tateimus: but whait
[12:26:59 AM] Tateimus: what did i mean to ype there
[12:27:00 AM] Tateimus: was it
[12:27:01 AM] QUEEN COMMANDER SPACEBITCH OF THE ROBOTS: is that a codpiece with a gps

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:46 am 
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[10:35:26 PM] Luigi is Number 3: "I am so okay with you today, you don't even know"
[10:35:34 PM] Luigi is Number 3: Out of context webcomic feel
[10:35:44 PM] QUEEN COMMANDER SPACEBITCH OF THE ROBOTS: me at work on a good day


Yes they are.

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:30 pm 
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[7:15:08 PM] Special Agent Temmie: Who's your fave character
[7:15:12 PM] 60000 bees: beast buy
[7:15:14 PM] 60000 bees: ....
[7:15:19 PM] 60000 bees: beats boy
[7:15:21 PM] 60000 bees: ........................
[7:15:24 PM] *** 60000 bees leaves ***

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[8:18:42 AM] Joh Terraem: Cori, I've always found your encyclopedic knowledge of dicks to be quite charming and repulsive at the same time


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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:08 pm 
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[9:53:20 PM] Tate: Lemmy Kilmister died today
[9:53:37 PM] Tate: Kimmy knows her way around tumblr
[9:53:46 PM] Tate: kimmy pls find badly drawn crying Lemmy Koopa fanart
[9:53:51 PM] Tate: there should be some up by this point
[9:55:59 PM] Jess: http://41.media.tumblr.com/855b59c3b9d3 ... 1_1280.png
how about mpreg drawn last tuesday instead?
[9:56:18 PM] Tate: pffft wow that's... something
[9:56:22 PM] Tate: that's definitely
[9:56:23 PM] Tate: a thing.


Tumblr: for people far braver than I

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 Post subject: um
PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2016 12:56 pm 
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Exeres: So Germany is the head of the EU
Exeres: I guess they won WWII
Valbrandur: Pffft, I wish

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 8:25 am 
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Josh - Today 5:52 AM
> I did a miniature side quest in Diablo 3.

Josh - Today 5:52 AM
> And when I finished I got a temporary Barbarian follower.

Josh - Today 5:52 AM
> And he has this insane hatred for inanimate objects that I can't quite comprehend.

I need to add this to the list of games I need to play when I get a PC.

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 Post subject: how sad is it that i am proud of this
PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2016 10:30 pm 
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Valbrandur: Also, I can barely bother for finish Absolution now
Valbrandur: Hitman Absolution
Valbrandur: It's way too easy for people to see through your disguise
Exeres: Have you tried slaughtering
Valbrandur: I lose so many points for killing though and I need points to unlock skills
Exeres: So you need bills to pay the skills

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 9:26 pm 
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Kamek Sans: Replace any Pursuit song from the PWAA trilogy with Power of NEO from Undertale and you won't tell the difference
HONEY BUNS 4: RETURN OF THE TWINS: Replace every mention of the word pursuit with "fursuits"
Jubei(Distracted if no reply): You're fired

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2016 7:13 pm 
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[6:46:59 PM] Matt: REAL SCUTTLEBUG HOURS
[6:47:10 PM] Matt: HALF PRESS A IF YOU UP

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:04 am 
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Kamak: Oh god the Hitlers are BREEDING

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 2:04 am 
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In a discussion about Fire Emblem Fates. Wait for me, Hana.

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Rinoko of Hoshido: Shit man
Rinoko of Hoshido: I don't want to gay marry the one person you can do that with and I have no idea which boy to go with.
Rinoko of Hoshido: Plus
Rinoko of Hoshido: If I do go the lesbian route, I don't get a kid.
Rinoko of Hoshido: Which would be fantastic in real life but is not so great in game.
Rinoko of Hoshido: AUGH
Rinoko of Hoshido: JUST LET ME BE GAY NINTENDO
Rinoko of Hoshido: LET ME BE GAY WITH THE WOMAN I LOVE
Groove Patrol Officer Scooter: nope
Rinoko of Hoshido: I'm sorry, I was having a moment.
Groove Patrol Officer Scooter: you get one lady to choose from
Groove Patrol Officer Scooter: haha
Groove Patrol Officer Scooter: it's cool
Groove Patrol Officer Scooter: It does make it simpler when companies do what Bethesda did
Rinoko of Hoshido: MACK ON EVERYONE
Groove Patrol Officer Scooter: if you're going to be able to marry a character, just make everyone ambigueously bisexual
Groove Patrol Officer Scooter: they're llike, shroedinger's gay or something
Rinoko of Hoshido: SCHROEDINGER'S GAY
Rinoko of Hoshido: Hahahaha oh my god Sloth

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2016 7:48 pm 
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[7:32:29 PM] Mat: kamek how tired are you
[7:33:32 PM] Kamek Sans: yes

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 11:50 pm 
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[11:29:50 PM] Kamek Sans: Flipper Flop can suck a dong
[11:30:00 PM] Kamek Sans: I mean it's cute but
[11:30:01 PM] Kamek Sans: fug
[11:30:03 PM] Kamek Sans: shit's hard
[11:30:11 PM] Threefolder: it's very enduring
[11:30:15 PM] Threefolder: but it's not hard
[11:30:19 PM] Threefolder: just long
[11:30:24 PM] Kamek Sans: It's like you're actually a seal in the arctic
[11:30:29 PM] Threefolder: ...fuck you're going to quote me on that
[11:30:34 PM] Kamek Sans: I wasn't
[11:30:35 PM] Kamek Sans: But now I am
[11:30:39 PM] Threefolder: D :
[11:30:45 PM] Kamek Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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