AWKWARD ZOMBIE

AZMarcato: Nia is just the cutest.
Groove Patrol Officer Scooter: indeed!
AZMarcato: Plus she's a princess so that's like 100 free Katie points.
AZMarcato: Which I have just now determined is how I will evaluate my favorite characters.
AZMarcato: Katie Points.
Groove Patrol Officer Scooter: 100 Katie points = 3.55 internet buckkss
AZMarcato: :C

[11:32:53 PM] emrys oceann: one of my many group chats is talking about how "if youre not an admin of a group chat you cant kick people" and im here like
[11:33:03 PM] *** Amethymamethyst removed DirtyGlasses from this conversation. ***
[11:33:05 PM] emrys oceann: ... but we kick each other all the goddamn time in this chat
[11:33:07 PM] emrys oceann: SEE
[11:33:16 PM] *** Amethymamethyst added DirtyGlasses ***

AZMarcato: Haha, I'll install it Divinity once I finish up these questions.
AZMarcato: Yeah, sorry, I'm a little distracted.
7/11 Was A Part-Time Job: Np
7/11 Was A Part-Time Job: you seem so
7/11 Was A Part-Time Job: "I'll install it Divinity"
AZMarcato: Hey now
AZMarcato: Whoa
AZMarcato: You know my typing is.
AZMarcato: GOD DAMMIT
7/11 Was A Part-Time Job: the besst

2:11 AM - Tetrunes: consentual sex in the missionary position, purely for procreation?
2:12 AM - Solistor: that's fucking disgusting don't ever talk to me like that

[3:44:06 AM] Citation: I was going to sleep over at grandma's house (OREOS FOR DESERT? WHO DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO GRANDMA'S?) but as I was packing my bag (clothes, tooth brush), I accidentally shut my finger in the bathroom cabinet. It hurt a lot. :[
[3:44:32 AM] Citation: Like, swollen and red and throbbing and awful
[3:45:21 AM] Citation: So I still go to Grandma's :> but like two hours in mom calls and asks if ([CN]'s little brother) had also hurt himself somehow? (I was 9, he was 6)
[3:45:47 AM] Kamak: Oreo Desert
[3:45:49 AM] Citation: Because his finger was also bright red and sore and achey.
But like, he never did anything to it.
[3:45:59 AM] Citation: HEY LEAVE MY OREO DESERT ALONE
[3:46:05 AM] Citation: CHOCOLATE SAAAAAAAAAND
[3:46:15 AM] Kamak: What a magical place your grandma lives at
[3:46:23 AM] Citation: Over the river and through the woods
[3:46:27 AM] Citation: to THE OREO DESERT

[1:44:21 AM] Kamak: Wait did I tell you that story?
[1:44:36 AM] Kamak: About Japan's Mexican food ?
[1:44:39 AM] Citation: You did not tell me any stories about salsa.
[1:44:51 AM] Citation: It sounds somehow less tolerable than American Mexican food.
[1:45:01 AM] Kamak: They had a French bakery
[1:45:16 AM] Kamak: That had pastries from around the world
[1:45:33 AM] Kamak: For Mexico they had an AUTHENTIC item
[1:45:41 AM] Kamak: It was a dinner roll
[1:45:55 AM] Kamak: Filled with salsa like a filled donut
[1:46:17 AM] Kamak: With a tortilla chip triangle poked into the top
[1:46:27 AM] Kamak: Like a toothpick
[1:46:31 AM] Citation: That sounds actually amazing.
[1:46:36 AM] Kamak: AUTHENTIC
[1:46:43 AM] Citation: I mean, if it was warm it would be fantastic.
[1:46:45 AM] Kamak: MEXICAN
[1:46:48 AM] Kamak: SALSABUM
[1:46:53 AM] Kamak: BUN*
[1:47:01 AM] Citation: SALSABUM

[5:48:05 PM] Mister Mander: A Tale of 151 Sandwiches: By Cori dickers

[10:47 AM] Threefolder: the hottest console of the decade was the xbox 360
[10:47:10 AM] Threefolder: that's why it red ringed so much :^ )
[10:47:22 AM] Kamek Sans: Omg

10:10 PM - Tetrunes: I mean, what made him pour salt out of his anus
10:11 PM - Tetrunes: was there a glandular malfunction

Tetrunes: I don't think i've 180'd out of a conversation so quickly
Tetrunes: the conversation was about bad dragon in no ironic context whatsoever
Tetrunes: and i'm like pls no
AZMarcato: Bad dragon?
Tetrunes: don't google them
AZMarcato: These are demands I cannot comply to.
Tetrunes: they craft handmade adult pleasure toys
AZMarcato: Oh.
AZMarcato: Haha, I see.
Tetrunes: of extreme quality and precision
Tetrunes: I mean that
Tetrunes: they do not fuck around with their rubber penis
AZMarcato: Actually I think they do.
Tetrunes: hahaha

Tetrunes: the Naive sneaky one, and the narcissistic TOUCH SPELLS one
AZMarcato: Haha
AZMarcato: Yessss
AZMarcato: Oh, hang on a sex.
AZMarcato: sec
AZMarcato: DAMMIT
AZMarcato: DAMMMIT HUNIEPOP

[5:21:27 AM]Tetrunes: Lick and shit

[1:31:29 AM] Tetrunes: also you are dragoon, not kira, yes?
[1:31:47 AM] Waifuman: IS THIS A SERIOUS QUESTION
[1:31:53 AM] Tetrunes: SORTA
[1:31:54 AM] Tetrunes: I'M LIKE
[1:32:01 AM] Tetrunes: 70% SURE YOU'RE DRAGOON
[1:32:10 AM] Waifuman: I LOVE THIS UNCERTAINTY
[1:32:23 AM] Waifuman: I LOVE THAT PEOPLE LEGITIMATELY MISTAKE US